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Lindsay Lohan’s Home Burglarized

By Wyatt Earp | August 27, 2009

Lindsay Lohan miniskirt

Operator, give me the number to 9-1-1!

LOS ANGELES – Police are looking for three suspects in the burglary of Lindsay Lohan’s home.

The Los Angeles Police Department has released surveillance camera footage of the Sunday break-in at the “Mean Girls” star’s house. The footage shows three people, whose faces are covered with scarves, walking through a gate at Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home and entering a courtyard at around 1:10 a.m.

LAPD detectives believe the suspects — one male and two females, all 18 to 25 years old — entered the house through an unlocked door, then ransacked it and took property. ()

Sources say that items taken included Lohan’s talent, common sense, and herpes medication. Heh.

Topics: The Job | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s Home Burglarized”

  1. John D Says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    …surveillance camera footage of the Sunday break-in…

    …entered the house through an unlocked door…

    Concerned enough about security to have a surveillance system. Not concerned enough to lock the frickin’ door. Brilliant.

  2. Clady Says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Sources say that items taken included Lohan’s talent, common sense, and herpes medication. Heh.
    You got that right!

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    John D – I figured she was hoping to lure in strangers. She could tie them up and read them her bad scripts.

    Clady – Sometimes I hit one out of the park.

  4. proof Says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    Sources say that items taken included Lohan’s talent, common sense, and herpes medication.

    That was not kind. Funny! But, not kind!

  5. Dennis Petty Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Even in the Heartland we have learned to lock our doors and turn on the alarm. You get what you get when you do stupid things. Lets see, “Stupid is as stupid does?”
    MUD

  6. jimmyb Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    She has a heck of a set of gams, though.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Proof – More evidence that I am going to Hell.

    Dennis – She is the personification of that saying.

    JimmyB – Good point.

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