Boy Allegedly Steals From Ambulance
By Wyatt Earp | July 2, 2009
How despicable must you be to steal from an ambulance? How despicable must be if you’re a punk kid stealing from an ambulance? Well hopefully, the Elizabethton, Tennessee court system will find out when this boy goes to trial.
Oh, and the best part? The little bastard took the items while his mother was being treated!
ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. – A boy was arrested over the weekend on charges of stealing from an ambulance while paramedics were treating his mother. The Johnson City Press reported the boy, who was not named because he is a juvenile, was charged with stealing $5,000 in medical supplies. That includes an oxygen tank and an oxygen sensor machine.
What the frak was he going to do with an oxygen tank and sensor?
He is also accused of stealing a purse belonging to one of the rescue workers and of breaking into a car several hours earlier and stealing credit cards, a cellular phone and a PlayStation portable video game.
Oh, did you hear that? That was the sound of Ambulance Driver’s head exploding. Get him 50cc’s of duct tape, stat!
Topics: WTF? | 9 Comments »
Welcome to TN, the land of the brave, of the free, of where my grandpa bought a .30x.30 for urban home protection.
Silly twit, maybe we should start a list of those who will not be helped by emergency crews…
Un..bubba..leavable.
Lemme guess; the mom followed up by saying “really, he’s a good boy … “
Meth.
Our society is on it last leg.
Dano – Put his address on the Do Not Resuscitate list.
Jon – Idiocy in action.
Doghouse – “And the medics are just picking on him!”
RT – It’ll keep him thin, I suppose.
Admiral – And it’s wobbling.
My hometown…sheesh
Sure puts us on the map in a wonderful light, eh?
Grr-rr-rr!
Jon – Could be worse. You could live in Philly.
BA – Lovely, huh?