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“Punk” Terry McAuliffe Loses VA Gov Bid

By Wyatt Earp | June 9, 2009

terry-mcauliffeOh, that’s a shame. Bawahahahaha!!!

Terry McAuliffe is a smarmy little bastard, who spent his formative years as the mouthpiece for the Clintons. And Lord knows that if you are the mouthpiece for Bill Clinton, you had better gargle with bleach afterward.

Poor Terry thought he’d waltz in and win the Democrat gubernatorial primary for Virginia. He was wrong.

RICHMOND, Va. — State Senator Creigh Deeds has won Virginia’s Democratic primary for governor.

Deeds beat former Clinton White House insider Terry McAuliffe and former state Democratic legislative leader Brian Moran on Tuesday.

The victory sets up a Deeds rematch with Republican Bob McDonnell, who beat him in the 2005 attorney general election by 323 votes. (H/TFOXNews)

I guess now he’ll have to go back to doing what he does best: Selling his body for Pez at highway rest stops.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to ““Punk” Terry McAuliffe Loses VA Gov Bid”

  1. RT Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    HA! Looooooooooser! (Hate that man.)

  2. Morgan Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Good news for Virginia. The thought that Terry McAuliffe could possibly have joined a group with prestigious members like Patrick Henry and Thomas Jefferson is unfathomable.

  3. Proof Says:
    June 10th, 2009 at 12:17 am

    Selling his body for Pez at highway rest stops.

    And having to give change! Heh.

  4. Old NFO Says:
    June 10th, 2009 at 12:25 am

    Damn, VA actually stepped up! I’m amazed!

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 10th, 2009 at 11:27 am

    RT – As do I. He is a big bag o’ douche.

    Morgan – Agreed. It would have completely decimated VA’s property values.

    Proof – Probably!

    Old NFO – I was, too. Good for them!

  6. Lergnom Says:
    June 10th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    And I used to like Pez. Now that visual killed it for me forever.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 10th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Lergnom – Sorry about that. I like Pez, too.

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