Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | April 3, 2009
Speak Softly And Carry A Big Gun Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 6th. Good luck!
Photoshop Entries:
Cowboy Blob
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT
Top Ten Entries:
10. Hi. I’m the new Truant Officer. – Lergnom
9. Does this gun make me look fat? – Kaveman
8. More persuasive than a Dale Carnegie course! – Proof
7. An undated file photo of a recently-fired parks and recreation worker who went a little too far when tasked with enforcing the newly implemented youth helmet regulation. – Jason
6. Get off my effing couch and drop the chips and no body gets hurt! – TGYDBHTM
5. Wyatt (of course) found other ways to mask his small penis. – The Man
4. Officer Joe will go to any length to obtain his erectile dysfunction meds. – Deanna
3. Ned took his leaf blowing seriously. – Rodney Dill
2. Damn, but Jesse Ventura has really let himself go! – Ambulance Driver
WINNER! – Cowboy Blob’s Brilliant Photoshop (Was there any doubt?)
Topics: Caption Contest | 40 Comments »
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:49 am
Damn, but Jesse Ventura has really let himself go!
Guess he’ll have to change his nickname from “The Body” to “The Wide Body.”
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
“After losing his dick in a lawnmower accident, Bill finally found a way to compensate.”
On an entirely different note, did you hear about this pond scum?? I blogged in briefly with this link. There from Murtha’s district, go figure.
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/19075608/detail.html
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Wyatt and the Donut-O-Matic 1000.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
How’s Private Pyle gonna fit that thing in his mouth?
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:07 pm
“Get in my belly!”
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Casting call for “The Running Man II”
Meet Seargant Gatlin…
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:10 pm
“I ain’t got time to breed!”
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Make my day? Nah how about you make my lunch!
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Officer Tiny demands an answer from the vest company….how come they don’t make bigger vests!!?
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
“I am heavy weapons guy. And THIS is my weapon.”
with due credit to Team Fortress 2-.
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
An undated file photo of a recently-fired parks and recreation worker who went a little too far when tasked with enforcing the newly implemented youth helmet regulation.
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Officer Joe will go to any length to obtain his erectile dysfunction meds.
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Pvt. Dewey ‘Ox’ Oxberger’s bastard son starts a militia of his own after the Army rejects him.
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Hi. I’m the new Truant Officer.
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Get off my effing couch and drop the chips and no body gets hurt !
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Does this gun make me look fat?
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Officer,Blutto…..Demo’s the new Agua Cannon 5000,for Obamas ,Homeland Militia.
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Wyatt (of course) found other ways to mask his small penis
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Back away from the cheeseburger
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Wyatt ponders, “I wonder if I can get a holster for this thing…”
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Cowboy Blob wins!
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
The PPD finally issued Wyatt a higher caliber service weapon.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
More persuasive than a Dale Carnegie course!
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
“State your business, and you better have a DAMN good reason.”
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Move along, or do I have repeat myself?
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
How can ya top Cowboy Blob on this one?
It’s not even worth the attempt. We’re not worthy!
He da man!
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I thought I had a decent caption.. But I can’t beat Cowboy Blob.
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Cowboy Blob takes first and second place… the man is on a roll…
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:16 pm
GREAT captions there, and Cowboy Blob had me LMAO!
Good stuff!
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
I’m not going to bother.
Cowboy Blob is King!
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:44 pm
*Blush*
April 3rd, 2009 at 8:50 pm
[...] the Beltway Cowboy Blob’s Family Security Matters Blonde Sagacity Wizbang! Support Your Local Gunfighter RT Ponderings Gone Rick Motel Intellectual Redneck blatherings [...]
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Vulcan Raven has really let himself go.
April 4th, 2009 at 4:14 am
At last the Marshall gets issued with the handgun he’s really wanted!
April 4th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
[...] Wyatt [...]
April 5th, 2009 at 8:05 am
[...] Wyatt Earp is ready to make some donuts. [...]
April 5th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
“Body cavity search”
April 5th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Ned took his leaf blowing seriously
April 6th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Just don’t let the
beamsbatter streams cross.April 6th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Woohoo! Thanks!