People Magazine Announces “Most Beautiful”
By Wyatt Earp | April 30, 2009
And apparently, the editors were drinking Hurricane when they made some of their decisions.
Don’t believe me? Read the story and tell me I’m wrong.
LOS ANGELES – Breast cancer survivor Christina Applegate made the cover of People magazine’s 100 most beautiful people issue on Wednesday in a list that welcomed newcomers U.S. first lady Michelle Obama and “Twilight” heart-throb Robert Pattinson.
Michelle Obama, who has achieved celebrity status and has wowed the world as a fashion icon, made the list for the first time.
“I had a father and a brother who thought I was beautiful, and they made me feel that way every single day,” Obama told the magazine.
Sorry Michelle, but your father was either blind or just trying to make you feel better. Blecch!
Also included in a “Barack’s Beauties” section were White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and others. (H/T – )
Okay, regular readers of SYLG know full well my distaste for Michelle Obama. Personally, I think she is a severe-looking woman, but if People disagrees, then so be it.
But Rahm Emanuel? Are they smoking crack? This guy is a dead ringer for Boris Karloff! See?
Heh, it’s creepy, ain’t it?
Topics: Evil = Funny | 13 Comments »
April 30th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
EVERY magazine I read gushes and wets their collective pants over Michelle Obama. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised to find her in Car and Driver.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
“White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner”
I have just sharted myself.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
What I’m not in there? I cry foul!!
April 30th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
But Boris has on a lot of makeup to look that badly! That is they way Darth Rahm looks every day!
May 1st, 2009 at 12:47 am
Does this mean that the magnificent set of ta-ta’s that used to jiggle so enticingly whenever Kelly Bundy flounced into a room on Married with Children are no more? Consigned to the ash heap of history? Decomposing in a biohazard landfill in NJ?
Jesus wept…
May 1st, 2009 at 8:00 am
It’s politically correct beauty. Nice that they made a sub category to include the First Lady.
Next year, it may be beautiful plus sized folks, and they can include Rosie and Michael Moore.
May 1st, 2009 at 8:15 am
It’s even more insidious than you think.
http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/awg-fronts-exposed-as-agents-of-spectre/
May 1st, 2009 at 8:32 am
Actually, there’s a typo there. try this
May 1st, 2009 at 9:47 am
People mag..Just another thing, place or person im boycotting. I wont even glance at it while im twiddling my thumbs on the checkout line.
I think for the most part, the media, be it tv, mags or whatever else, has given up pretending its not biased, and just plain kissing ass.
May 1st, 2009 at 9:51 am
yes Christina Applegate had both boobs removed due to cancer. I read somewhere shes still smoking like a chimney though. Im not sure but I think she had implants and re constructive surgery. I have see post opps of those, my friend went through this. Its not pretty. Beats the alternative though. Just had my yearly tit exam, all good! Save the TA’TA’s.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:11 am
Wyatt, you must be a racist because you do not think as you are told to.
May 1st, 2009 at 1:55 pm
LMAO – in total agreement Wyatt !
May 2nd, 2009 at 3:19 pm
GroovyVic – I don’t see it. The woman is not even remotely attractive, in my opinion.
Kaveman – Sorry about that.
Sssteve – You’re in the back, I think.
Rob – I know. It freaks me out.
Ryan – No worries, I purchased them on eBay for my bedroom wall.
Mrs. Crankipants – I just threw up in my mouth a little.
cbullitt – Well played!
TBB – If you want me to do that for your next exam, I am a physician. Well, I am on my blog . . .
Eric T – You forgot “fascist,” too. Heh.
TGYDBHTM – Thanks, deary!