Janet Napolitano: Idiotus In Extremus
By Wyatt Earp | April 30, 2009
You know, I almost feel sorry for Homeland Security Disgrace Director Janet Napolitano. She is so completely out of her league in that position that it isn’t even funny.
Okay, it is funny, but not “Ha, ha” funny.
For someone who used to be the governor of Arizona, this broad has absolutely ZERO clue as to what goes on at the Mexican border. In her “Pay no attention to the man behind the border” fantasy world, the swine flu pandemic is no more dangerous than hay fever. This inexcusable attitude leads her to say the most moronic things . . . before taking them back soon afterward.
WASHINGTON – Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano is asserting that the description she initially gave of the border swine-flu monitoring effort no longer applies.
Appearing Wednesday before a Senate panel, Napolitano said that “passive surveillance” is “not an accurate picture of what is going on” at U.S. entry points. She had used that term Tuesday morning to describe the nature of the monitoring for illness.
So basically, she realized that she frakked up – or, more likely, someone else told her – and now she is backpedaling like Rosie O’Donnell at a salad bar.
On Wednesday, Napolitano said that U.S. officials are “actively” questioning visitors at the border, asking questions about “whether they are ill, their travel history and the like.”
She also discounted turning to thermal meters to gauge whether people are carrying a fever, and Napolitano also said she does not believe the facts of the current situation would merit closing the borders. ()
Oh yeah, instead of closing the borders, we should just ask people if they are ill. That will be so much more effective. I mean, no one coming into this country from Mexico has any reason to lie.
Jackass.
Topics: Snarkasm | 8 Comments »
April 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
- and now she is backpedaling like Rosie O’Donnell at a salad bar.
Now that’s funny!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
The photo included with the blog post…dude looks like a lady or other way around? It is very unfortunate looking and I didn’t want to see that. Mother Nature did a real rush job on that face.
Anyway Napolitano is a traitor. She’s easy to ridicule, but she is also dangerous. She has a position with real authority, and she is deliberately doing things like stopping the enforcement of ICE workplace raids and other anti-illegal immigration laws.
April 30th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Dude stop trying to divide the country. Neocon.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
It would be comforting if this were the dumbest thing she’s done in the last month, but it ain’t….
It’s disgraceful that the director of homeland security knows so little about how we were attacked on 9/11 – where did she come up with the Canadian connection, Facebook?
How long before ‘personal circumstances’ force her to resign? I start the over-under at 21 days.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
- and now she is backpedaling like Rosie O’Donnell at a salad bar.
OMG – you are killing me, Wyatt Earp.
Captain America, get over here so I can put you over my knee and give you 40 lashes with a wet teabag.
May 1st, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Are any of the usual comedy “so called news shows” targeting her stupidity for laughs?
Can you imagine if she was a Bush appointee?
May 2nd, 2009 at 9:11 am
Hey! That’s my boss you are talking about. . . . .Unfortunately, after a year or so at DHS, I can tell you that she is not nearly the least qualified in the organization.
The DHS logo is officially “a monkey fuckin’ a football.”
May 2nd, 2009 at 3:27 pm
JeffT – Thank you, sir!
Lyn – I don’t think she’s even remotely qualified for that post, and it shows in her words and deeds.
Captain America – We were divided well before this post!
Brent – Yeah, those lousy Canadians were to blame! She’s a dolt.
Dinah Lord – Heh, heh, “tea bag.”
Cosmic – No one would be laughing. They would be calling for her head if she were a member of the GOP.
Deathlok – Now, that’s funny!