Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | March 20, 2009
Driving While White Caption Contest
(H/T – The Jawa Report)
Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, March 23rd. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits (I WON here last week!)
Rodney Dill
RT
Top Five Entries:
5. “That beer can on your ass is a clear violation of open container laws, sir.” – Diller
4. When blasters are outlawed, only outlaws will have blasters. – John D
3. I swear to Vader, that Ewok told me she was 18. – Kaveman
2. I’m not sure if it’s him, they all look alike to me. – The Man
WINNER! – Officer: “Aren’t you a little small for a Stormtrooper?”
Stormtrooper: “That’s not what your wife said.” – Rodney Dill
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When blasters are outlawed, only outlaws will have blasters.
I’m not sure if it’s him, they all look alike to me
I swear to Vader, that Ewok told me she was 18.
An embarrassment to The Force…
“Don’t Tase Me Earthling”.
POLICEMAN: “Hey, pal, aren’t you supposed to be in a galaxy far, far away?”
STORMTROOPER: “I took a wrong turn.”
“Don’t phaze me man, don’t phaze me…”
That Beer can on your ass,is a clear violation of open container laws, Sir.
Why TK-421 is not at his post.
An officer teaches a storm trooper about the force.
Officer: “Aren’t you a little small for a Storm Trooper?”
ST: “That’s not what your wife said.”
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“This is not the storm trooper you are looking for…”
“Maybe buddy, but you are the storm trooper I found.”
“Look buddy, I don’t care if the is only one bathroom on the Deathstar,…”
” If I catch you pissing on my cruiser again I’m gonna shove this blaster where the sun don’t shine!!!”
“I swear my permit for it is in my other armor.”
“Alright, I’m gonna let you off with a warning. A little advice from me to you- dressing that way guarantees you’re never gonna get laid.”
“Son, ’round here 186,000 Miles per second is not just a good idea, it’s the law.
“Well Mr. Hamill, when the judge asks just how you fell off the wagon… 9.8 meters per second per second is not an appropriate response.”
After the Crash of Empire Stocks and the deletion of their pension plans, Stormtroopers turned towards other ways to make ends meet.
Thanks Wyatt