Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | March 20, 2009
Driving While White Caption Contest
(H/T – The Jawa Report)
Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, March 23rd. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits (I WON here last week!)
Rodney Dill
RT
Top Five Entries:
5. “That beer can on your ass is a clear violation of open container laws, sir.” – Diller
4. When blasters are outlawed, only outlaws will have blasters. – John D
3. I swear to Vader, that Ewok told me she was 18. – Kaveman
2. I’m not sure if it’s him, they all look alike to me. – The Man
WINNER! – Officer: “Aren’t you a little small for a Stormtrooper?”
Stormtrooper: “That’s not what your wife said.” – Rodney Dill
Topics: Caption Contest | 22 Comments »
March 20th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
When blasters are outlawed, only outlaws will have blasters.
March 20th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I’m not sure if it’s him, they all look alike to me
March 20th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I swear to Vader, that Ewok told me she was 18.
March 20th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
An embarrassment to The Force…
March 20th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
“Don’t Tase Me Earthling”.
March 20th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
POLICEMAN: “Hey, pal, aren’t you supposed to be in a galaxy far, far away?”
STORMTROOPER: “I took a wrong turn.”
March 20th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
“Don’t phaze me man, don’t phaze me…”
March 20th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
That Beer can on your ass,is a clear violation of open container laws, Sir.
March 20th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Why TK-421 is not at his post.
March 20th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
An officer teaches a storm trooper about the force.
March 21st, 2009 at 10:12 am
Officer: “Aren’t you a little small for a Storm Trooper?”
ST: “That’s not what your wife said.”
March 21st, 2009 at 10:15 am
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March 21st, 2009 at 10:16 am
The blue side of the Force.
March 21st, 2009 at 10:41 am
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March 21st, 2009 at 11:48 am
“This is not the storm trooper you are looking for…”
“Maybe buddy, but you are the storm trooper I found.”
March 21st, 2009 at 1:12 pm
“Look buddy, I don’t care if the is only one bathroom on the Deathstar,…”
” If I catch you pissing on my cruiser again I’m gonna shove this blaster where the sun don’t shine!!!”
March 21st, 2009 at 2:44 pm
“I swear my permit for it is in my other armor.”
March 21st, 2009 at 3:04 pm
“Alright, I’m gonna let you off with a warning. A little advice from me to you- dressing that way guarantees you’re never gonna get laid.”
March 21st, 2009 at 3:08 pm
“Son, ’round here 186,000 Miles per second is not just a good idea, it’s the law.
March 21st, 2009 at 3:08 pm
“Well Mr. Hamill, when the judge asks just how you fell off the wagon… 9.8 meters per second per second is not an appropriate response.”
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 am
After the Crash of Empire Stocks and the deletion of their pension plans, Stormtroopers turned towards other ways to make ends meet.
March 23rd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Thanks Wyatt