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Iron Chef’s Cat Cora Is Preggers

By Wyatt Earp | March 11, 2009

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Oh, did I mention that Cora’s lesbian lover is also pregnant? Yeah, that’s a nice twist, huh?

The Iron Chef and her wife both have buns in their ovens. Cat Cora, star of Food Network’s “Iron Chef America,” announced Tuesday that she was 4-1/2 months pregnant with a boy.

But this is where it gets interesting.

Cora’s partner Jennifer, with whom she already has two sons, is also pregnant, and due in April, three months before Cora.

But we’re not done. It gets even more interesting.

Cora is carrying Jennifer’s biological child. And their second child, now 23 months old, was conceived using Cora’s egg, but carried by Jennifer. (H/TFOXNews)

Okay, now I am really lost and my head hurts. I guess I’ll just say congratulations?

Topics: Babes | 14 Comments »

14 Responses to “Iron Chef’s Cat Cora Is Preggers”

  1. Diller Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 7:36 am

    I think there’s something wrong here? Can’t think of anything to say,thats PC.

  2. Sully Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 8:29 am

    That was one lucky turkey baster!!

  3. Doghouse Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Who’s the daddy?

  4. SteveC Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Well, dad-gum.

    I was ready to shout THREESOME! and shake some lucky fella’s hand, but this “carrying each other’s egg” is just a little too freaky, even for me!

    What’s the city fathers of Tombstone think about this, Wyatt? I just hope to God it wasn’t any of them Clantons!

  5. John D Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    I’m glad to see that modern science is being put to such good use, such as convincing two women they’re conceiving children “together.” Now if only science could find a way to convince a few women that I’m good looking…

  6. JumpOut Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    I’ll never be able to watch her use a turkey baster on Iron Chef without laughing again.

  7. joemama Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    I guess adopting wasn’t enough for their sophisticated palates.

  8. Zee Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    I vote for sterilazation. And get those kids the hell away from those twisted sisters real quick.

  9. SFGoth Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    It would be a sin if these two got married! It will be the downfall of civilization! It mocks God! Can I get some screen cleaner please?

  10. Zee Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Ooops, should be sterilization, lest some libtard come ’round clucking about typos, as is their wont…

  11. yochanan ben avrohom Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    SHE IS THE LIP STICK is the other one the ‘butch’?

  12. Ky Person Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    That’s just wrong on so many levels.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    Diller – Yes, something is very wrong here.

    Sully – It should be bronzed.

    Doghouse – Probably said turkey baster.

    SteveC – I’m still trying to wrap my mind around this menage a egg.

    John D – We’d need a big grant for that! Heh.

    JumpOut – Nor will I.

    Joemama – It would have saved us all a lot of laughter.

    Zee – This is right up there with Octo-Mom.

    SFGoth – Sending it over as we speak!

    Yochanan – I’ll assume so. Cat is pretty hot.

    Ky person – You can say that again.

  14. kelsey Says:
    January 28th, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    i think this is there way of having a kid together…jen is having cats baby and cat is having jens..i think its sweet

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