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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | February 6, 2009

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Jesus! It’s Zombies! Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)

Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 9th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Big Bag Of Wind
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Rodney Dill
RT

Top Ten Entries:
10. “Look, I just said I’d raise them.” – cbullitt
9. “…Jesus Christ…Zombies!” – The Man
8. Only one of the Eagles fans leaving the Cardinals game displays a positive outlook. – D. Dean
7. Who’s your buddy? – Randal Graves
6. And remember, we’re all God’s children… even zombies. – John D.
5. I guess “they” were right. Jesus prefers walking to SUV’s. – RT
4. Among the recently-risen dead, Jesus finally felt at home. – AJ
3. “Now it’s your turn to die for me.” – Rodney Dill
2. Jesus: “It’s not vote or die . . . now you can do both.” – Sully

WINNER! – Sponsor a corpse for “The First Annual Risen Dead Walkathon”. – Wagonsux

Topics: Caption Contest | 23 Comments »

23 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. cbullitt Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 11:34 am

    “Look, I just said I’d raise them.”

  2. Randal Graves Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Who’s your buddy?

  3. AJ Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Among the recently-risen dead, Jesus finally felt at home.

  4. dragonlady474 Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    “Jesus! It’s Zombies!”
    I think your own caption pretty much said it all. And not wanting to join you in hell, I’ll refrain from making my own. LOL

  5. The Man Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    …Jesus Christ…Zombies!

  6. Diller Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    When Jesus turned the water into Mad Dog 20-20,the Obamamites drank deeply of this nectar, then they set off to find old Republicans to render into Zombie jerky.

  7. John D Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    And remember, we’re all God’s children… even zombies.

  8. Maggie Mama Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    The exhaustive fighting in the Senate over the Stimulus Bill was a bloody mess even though The Messiah visited the Capitol once again in an attempt to get Republicans on board.

  9. Sully Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Jesus blames yeast shortage for half raised dead.

    Posthumous comment by Bob Hope.

  10. Sully Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Jesus joins Acorn to help get out the vote.

  11. Sully Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Jesus: It’s not vote or die, ….now you can do both.

  12. Sully Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    I’m going to hell Wyatt.

  13. kaveman Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    In a surprise move, President Obama received the Micheal Jackson skin treatment and grew some facial hair.

    Approval from his supporters is unanimous.

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    Sully – When you get there, mention my name. You’ll get a good seat.

  15. wagonsux Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Sponsor a corpse for “The First Annual Risen Dead Walkathon”.

    I’m already going to Hell, so frak it.

  16. Diller Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 1:17 am

    Yes!….Mr. Romero, I can guarantee you an Oscar,for this film….you just have to keep Mel Gibson,off the set,and tithe fifty percent of gross.

  17. Caption Contest « RT’s Ponderings Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 6:35 am

    [...] Wyatt [...]

  18. rodney dill Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Now its your turn to die for me

  19. OTB Caption JamTM Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    [...] Wyatt Earp is raisin’ the dead. [...]

  20. D. Dean Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Only one of the Eagles fans leaving the Cardinals game displays a positive outlook.

  21. rodney dill Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Goalie tryouts done already?

  22. Cowboy Blob Says:
    February 8th, 2009 at 1:02 am

    Uhhhhhhh…. vote… Democraaaaaaat….

  23. RT Says:
    February 8th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    I guess “they” were right. Jesus prefers walking to SUV’s.