Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | February 20, 2009
Lock And Load Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your original caption for this picture in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, February, 23rd. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Big Bag Of Wind
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT
Top Ten Entries:
10. An voter, unhappy with the stimulus package, takes action on her own by shooting everyone who voted for it….. – Richard D
9. Reba McEntire is mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore. – Mrs. Crankipants
8. Palin wins in shootout after election tie. – Mike in TN
7. It was quite obvious that Reba had no idea what “the money shot” actually meant. – JimmyB
6. The Beretta 1.00 Caliber rifle. One shot, one kill. No matter how bad you aim. – Robert Swick
5. The mall has just begun their new shoplifting policy with amazing results. – Morgan
4. I prefer to date a different caliber of woman. – Rodney Dill
3. Apparently unsatisfied with simply recovering her purse from the mugger, the woman decided to save the tax payers some money. – Kaveman
2. “Does this make me look fat?” – BobG
WINNER! (For a guaranteed position in Hell) – The new “Sylvia Seegrist Kiosk” is a popular attraction at the Springfield Mall. – Wagonsux
Topics: Caption Contest | 31 Comments »
Philadelphia 2054: After the city’s moronic politicians eliminate the police department to “save money,” Philadelphians decide to take matters into their own hands.
Size does matter.
Apparently unsatisfied with simply recovering her purse from the mugger, the woman decided to save the tax payers some money.
Say hello to my little friend!
From the anime series, Hellsing, the character is Celas..
caption…
An voter, unhappy with the stimulus package, takes action on her own by shooting everyone who voted for it…..
“Stay away from the cans!!! Somebody hates these cans!!”
Aim between the eyes! Them squirrels charge when they’re wounded!
“Does this make me look fat?”
“Do they have it in pink?”
Palin wins in shootout after election tie.
The new “Sylvia Seegrist Kiosk” is a popular attraction at the Springfield Mall.
(I just solidified my spot in Hell. Thanks Wyatt!)
“I told that cheating bastard, size matters!”
Wagonsux – Ho. Lee. Crap!!!
[...] Wyatt [...]
Pull!
1) The Barretta 1.00 Caliber rifle. One shot, one kill. No matter how bad you aim.
2) I’ve heard kicks like a mule, but this B.F.G. kicks like a rhino.
3) Simple caption; BIG, F$%^ing GUN!
“Head shot? Candy-ass, we don’t need no steenkeeng head-shots!”
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?”
Who says redheads are hot-tempered?
[...] Wyatt Earp is gonna squeeze one off. [...]
As Ida Redd, demonstrated crowd control….the Caped Crusader,held his ears and pissed his pants.
Reba McEntire is mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore.
Just another day at Supervillian Academy.
Betty Sue targets Target.
The mall has just begun their new shoplifting policy with amazing results.
Die, you random son of a bitch…
Is this where the trigger is?
Reba McIntyre finds a new career: putting down pet monkeys gone amok!
only comment I have on that one is – where can I get one?!?
It was quite obvious that Reba had no idea what “the money shot” actually meant.
I prefer to date a different caliber of woman.