Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | February 20, 2009
Lock And Load Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your original caption for this picture in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, February, 23rd. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Big Bag Of Wind
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT
Top Ten Entries:
10. An voter, unhappy with the stimulus package, takes action on her own by shooting everyone who voted for it….. – Richard D
9. Reba McEntire is mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore. – Mrs. Crankipants
8. Palin wins in shootout after election tie. – Mike in TN
7. It was quite obvious that Reba had no idea what “the money shot” actually meant. – JimmyB
6. The Beretta 1.00 Caliber rifle. One shot, one kill. No matter how bad you aim. – Robert Swick
5. The mall has just begun their new shoplifting policy with amazing results. – Morgan
4. I prefer to date a different caliber of woman. – Rodney Dill
3. Apparently unsatisfied with simply recovering her purse from the mugger, the woman decided to save the tax payers some money. – Kaveman
2. “Does this make me look fat?” – BobG
WINNER! (For a guaranteed position in Hell) – The new “Sylvia Seegrist Kiosk” is a popular attraction at the Springfield Mall. – Wagonsux
Topics: Caption Contest | 31 Comments »
February 20th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Philadelphia 2054: After the city’s moronic politicians eliminate the police department to “save money,” Philadelphians decide to take matters into their own hands.
February 20th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Size does matter.
February 20th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Apparently unsatisfied with simply recovering her purse from the mugger, the woman decided to save the tax payers some money.
February 20th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Say hello to my little friend!
February 20th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
From the anime series, Hellsing, the character is Celas..
caption…
An voter, unhappy with the stimulus package, takes action on her own by shooting everyone who voted for it…..
February 20th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
“Stay away from the cans!!! Somebody hates these cans!!”
February 20th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Aim between the eyes! Them squirrels charge when they’re wounded!
February 20th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
“Does this make me look fat?”
February 20th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
“Do they have it in pink?”
February 20th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Palin wins in shootout after election tie.
February 20th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
The new “Sylvia Seegrist Kiosk” is a popular attraction at the Springfield Mall.
(I just solidified my spot in Hell. Thanks Wyatt!)
February 20th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
“I told that cheating bastard, size matters!”
February 20th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Wagonsux – Ho. Lee. Crap!!!
February 20th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
[...] Wyatt [...]
February 20th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Pull!
February 20th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
1) The Barretta 1.00 Caliber rifle. One shot, one kill. No matter how bad you aim.
2) I’ve heard kicks like a mule, but this B.F.G. kicks like a rhino.
3) Simple caption; BIG, F$%^ing GUN!
February 21st, 2009 at 3:15 am
“Head shot? Candy-ass, we don’t need no steenkeeng head-shots!”
February 21st, 2009 at 4:07 am
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?”
February 21st, 2009 at 9:11 am
Who says redheads are hot-tempered?
February 21st, 2009 at 9:19 am
[...] Wyatt Earp is gonna squeeze one off. [...]
February 21st, 2009 at 9:50 am
As Ida Redd, demonstrated crowd control….the Caped Crusader,held his ears and pissed his pants.
February 21st, 2009 at 11:21 am
Reba McEntire is mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore.
February 21st, 2009 at 11:28 am
Just another day at Supervillian Academy.
February 21st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Betty Sue targets Target.
February 21st, 2009 at 1:56 pm
The mall has just begun their new shoplifting policy with amazing results.
February 21st, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Die, you random son of a bitch…
February 21st, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Is this where the trigger is?
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:26 am
Reba McIntyre finds a new career: putting down pet monkeys gone amok!
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
only comment I have on that one is – where can I get one?!?
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 pm
It was quite obvious that Reba had no idea what “the money shot” actually meant.
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:09 am
I prefer to date a different caliber of woman.