Viagra Turns Russian Man Into A Stiff
By Wyatt Earp | February 27, 2009
Before we begin, will someone please give me credit for this headline? I thought it was one of my more humorous ones.
That sick bastard Captain America sent me this gem, which is so bizarre that it must be true. They should probably rewrite the precautions on the Viagra box now, though, to include wanton, depraved acts of lovemaking.
I’m just sayin’.
A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.
Well, at least he died with a smile on his face - and immediate rigor mortis. Heh.
The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.
But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.
Well, he sure showed them! Did he still collect the money? It could go toward the funeral.
“We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina. (H/T - FOXNews)
Nothing to do but giggle. There is a lot to be said for Russian women, and I wouldn’t need Viagra for a lot of them . . . like Anna Kournikova, for instance.
Mmm . . . Anna Kournikova!
Topics: Evil = Funny |
February 27th, 2009 at 3:34 am
ROFL - that’s so sad - but funny at the same time. And yes, you get credit for the caption! lol
February 27th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Isn’t there a punch line to this story that the paramedics couldn’t get him out of the house without bending the offending member? Once my dad had to bury a pet dog that chased a bitch in heat out into the street. A Bus hit him and dad told me he had to use the shovel to remove the erection or he would have had to dig a hole twice as big. Stupid dog. MUD
February 27th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Wyatt, the problem that will ARISE, is when they try to close the lid on the coffin.
February 27th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Sorry MUD, guess we were thinkin on the same wave LENGTH there ?
February 27th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Hey, at least they had a handle to carry the guy out the door with.
OK, I admit it, I took that line from the Redneck Comedy Tour, but it’s still funny.
February 27th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
I guess it beats waiting in line for toilet paper.
Nice to see Kournikova’s comrades.
February 27th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Strom Thurmond must figure in this story somehow.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Yo is that a crazy story or what? That guy was a bad ass in my book. He took their bet and WON even if he had to pay the ultimate price. He showed those two what a real man’s all about. It’s a shame he didn’t live. What a story he could tell. There aren’t too many guys who could top that one. I got nothing…
Can you imagine him at the bar when he starts in- Oh yeah? Well one time these too girls bet me… Yadda, yadda, yadda and by the time the sun came up yadda, yadda, yadda, I won!
Awesome.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
I’m just going to throw this out there: it gets uncomfortable after 5 hours. Trust me. Ow.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
This was without the benefits of modern pharmaceuticals, too.
February 27th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
It is a hell of a way to go though.
February 28th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Beth - Thank you dear!
MUD - Brain bleach, aisle three!
Diller - Boiiinnnggg!
Jim - Agreed, that’s a riot!
Jon - I absolutely love Anna Kournikova - and I don’t care that she stinks at tennis.
Lifeofthemind - Maybe that’s what killed him?
Captain - He would win every bet by simple oneupmanship.
AJ - Dude, what the Hell?
Admiral - Better than dying in your sleep.
February 28th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Sergey died hard. He would have wanted it that way, I’m sure…