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Obama Pledges $1 Billion To Gaza

By Wyatt Earp | February 24, 2009

obamaI have to admit, that’s rather decent of him. Luckily we have such a huge surplus of money that we can afford to rebuild an area run by a terrorist organization.

You know, the terrorist-run state that continually fires rockets into Israel. Yeah, we’re taking money we don’t have and giving it to them. Are you frakkin’ kidding me?!!!

IT’S THUNDERDOME!

The United States plans to pledge more than $900 million to help rebuild Gaza after Israel’s offensive against Hamas and strengthen the Palestinian Authority, a U.S. official said on Monday. The money will be channeled through UN and other bodies and will not be distributed via the militant group Hamas, which rules Gaza, said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity as U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton plans to make the announcement next week at a Gaza donors conference in Egypt. The March 2 donors conference in Sharm el-Sheikh resort aims to raise humanitarian and rebuilding funds for Gaza after Israel’s offensive against Hamas at the end of last year. About 1,300 Palestinians were killed during the campaign, according to Gaza officials, as were 13 Israelis. (H/T - Mere Rhetoric)

About $1 Billion will be funneled to Gaza. Not to worry, though, because Hamas won’t be seeing a dime of it. The administration said so.

Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Charles at LGF summarizes it nicely, in my opinion:

While the United States is in the midst of a serious financial crisis, the Obama administration is handing over another $1 billion to the Hamas-riddled United Nations Relief and Works Agency. It will be used for humanitarian purposes, of course, so that the Hamas “government” can spend all their money on bombs, weapons, and ammunition, instead of building a decent society for their children.

Oh, as an aside, I would like to know if Israel will be receiving money as well. Signs point to no.

It may be time to break out the pitchforks and torches, folks.

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9 Responses to “Obama Pledges $1 Billion To Gaza”

  1. USA_Admiral Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 6:31 am

    That is going to make a lot of bombs and booby-traps.

  2. Mike47 Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 10:52 am

    In two words, NO WAY.

  3. Randal Graves Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 11:33 am

    The jews have enough money to rebuild themselves.

    oooooooh no he didn’t!

  4. kaveman Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    “It may be time to break out the pitchforks and torches, folks.”

    Just when I thought you were all sarcasm all the time, you go and say something dead serious.

  5. Morgan Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 11:44 am

    Nice to know where Barack Obama’s support really lies, with the willing cannon fodder instead of the real underdogs.

    And Randal, nice of you to anticipate our reactions like that. Saved me the trouble.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Admiral - Heh, heh, “booby.”

    Mike47 - WAY!!!

    Randal - Bawahahahahaha! You’re going to hell.

    Kaveman - It’s time to throw every single one of the bums out of office, post haste!

    Morgan - Are you really surprised? He is following the Jimmah Carter model for Israel: The Joooooooooos are evil!

  7. Old NFO Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    I posted somewhere a couple of weeks ago this would probably happen… cozying up to the radicals is NOT going to help. I’m betting at the three year point or less we’ll start hearing calls for his impeachment for malfeasance in office.

  8. Morgan Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Morgan - Are you really surprised?

    Not in the least, Wyatt. Not in the least.

  9. Elm Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    And how much are we giving Israel? I think they’ll need reinforcements now thanks to the Moron And Chief. Why not give some money to Iran? Cuba? Let’s help them all blow Israel off the map.

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