Chinese Mistress Contest Goes Wrong
By Wyatt Earp | February 17, 2009
The fact that soneone held a “Chinese Mistress Contest” is kind of wrong enough, isn’t it?
BEIJING, China - A married Chinese businessman who could no longer afford five mistresses held a competition to decide which one to keep.
Wow, I guess the bad economy is affecting everyone.
But the contest took a fatal turn when one of the women, eliminated for her looks, drove the man and the four other competitors off a cliff, Chinese media reported.
Ho. Lee. Crap!
The spurned mistress died and the other passengers were injured, the reports said.
Police initially thought the car had plummeted off a mountain road in eastern China on December 6 by accident. Then they learned of the contest through a letter the dead woman had left behind, the Shanghai Daily newspaper said. (H/T - CNN)
Mental Note: If you are holding a “contest” for your mistresses, it is not a good idea to drive hone with all of the contestants - especially the losers.
Topics: Snarkasm |
February 17th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Live by stupidity. Die by stupidity.
February 17th, 2009 at 11:42 am
No happy ending?
(This world is getting sicker and sicker.)
February 17th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I’m not surprised… The value of life in China, especially for females is TOTALLY different than anything we can understand… The other thing is, for those Mistresses, I’d bet all of them were from the country, and most of their $$ were going home to keep their families alive.
February 17th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Hmmm…perhaps I should rethink my firearms proficiency contest then
February 17th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
So, who won?
February 17th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Yeah, Sugar and spice.
February 17th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Another (failed) candidate for a Darwin Award!
February 17th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
That’s why I always travel seperately until after I’ve judged the winner of my anual mistress contest.
February 18th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Now that’s an Oh brother! moment if ever I saw one!
February 19th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Deanna - Maybe she wanted to go out like James Dean?
RT - “Happy ending.” Bawahahahahahaha!!!
Old NFO - So when they lost, there was no reason to go on.
JimmyB - Oh God, yes!
Doghouse - Probably the woman who was the least disfigured after the crash.
Admiral - And twisted metal.
Alan B - She can’t accept her trophy, unfortunately.
Josh - Very smart move, sir.
Morgan - You can say that again!
February 19th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Sorry, Wyatt - I was thinking of the man! He was the one who set the whole thing up by his stupidity.
February 19th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Alan B - My apologies. I misunderstood. My head’s not been quite right this week.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:04 am
That’s hardly surprising!
Kind regards