Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | January 23, 2009
Darth Earnhardt Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday January 26th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT
Top Seven Entries:
7. Cheney’s new career! – Big Bag Of Wind
6. “God damn headlights on that truck behind me! Must be that dork, Randall Graves.” – Uncle Ray
5. Danica, I am your Father. You must submit to my dark-side. – ET
4. Kessel Run my arse. – Rodney Dill
3. Suddenly, he realized that you can’t pick up the hot chicks in a single seat car. – chsw
2. Darth Vader hopes this car will make up for all the lost years with his son. – Deanna
WINNER! – Coming To Theaters Soon: Jedi Knight Rider! – B.C.
Topics: Caption Contest | 21 Comments »
Flash forward 20 years. It’s Kyle at his dream job, wearing his dream racing helmet.
Cheney’s new career!
Is that Darth Helmet…?
Mad Max: Road Star Warrior
“Darth Vader is seen cruising the universe after Emperor Obama’s energy
policyfallacy bankrupts the anti-matter industry, thus grounding the entire Imperial Fleet.”[...] Wyatt (I WON last week!) [...]
The photo from the Mars Lander that really freaked out NASA.
NAWAR,debuts………National Association Weird Ass Racers!
He suddenly appears in your rearview mirror, seemingly from out of nowhere. He pulls into the left lane, and with a roar of his engine and a flash of his middle finger, he blows past you and disappears over the horizon. You’ve just come face to face with . . . The Rude Warrior.
Darth Vader hopes this car will make up for all the lost years with his son.
Kessel run my arse.
Goddam headlights on that truck behind me! Must be that dork, Randall Graves.
Danika, I am your Father. You must submit to my dark-side.
[...] Wyatt Earp is gonna put Gordon into the wall. [...]
In an effort to make NASCAR exciting and attract an audience, racing officials will now co-sponsor NASCAR races and Sci-Fi conventions at the same time, thereby bringing EVERYONE in the US without a life to the same place every week.
When the mortgage company forclosed on the Death Star, Darth resumed his old paper route.
Coming To Theaters Soon: Jedi Knight Rider!
Suddenly, he realized that you can’t pick up the hot chicks in a single seat car.
chsw
And you thought DALE was intimidating!
If you think this is the kind of vehicle the Big Three will be producing under the auspices of the federal government, you’ve got moon rocks in your head.
Suck on THAT, Screen Actors’ Guild!
Thanks, Wyatt.