Nuts To You!
By Wyatt Earp | January 26, 2009
Well, you just have to hand it to those Canadians: They sure know how to perpetuate a crime.
Of course, the man involved is not exactly Hannibal Lecter, but he may be a huge admirer of Jimmy Carter . . .
OTTAWA – A Canadian man has been charged with assault using peanut oil he allegedly smeared on a car door handle to make his allergic former fiancee ill, police said Friday.
Police in Burlington on the shores of Lake Ontario said the 49-year-old woman became sick after touching her car door handle and was treated for an allergic reaction to nuts at a nearby medical clinic.
She suffered no serious lasting effects. (H/T - )
Heh, heh, the woman is allergic to nuts. Maybe that’s why the engagement didn’t last?
Oh yeah, I’m going to Hell.
Topics: The Job |
January 26th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Whaaat!?
Burlington’s nowhere NEAR Ottawa! Peanut-oil assaults are federal crimes in Canada? Let’s hear it for the Mounties… They always get their oiled-up man.
January 26th, 2009 at 10:25 am
The comic potential for this is endless.
January 26th, 2009 at 11:08 am
She ought to be able to sue his nuts off now.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Peanut allergy can kill. A different twist to the perfect murder…
January 27th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Dorkelina - I think you do a good job of getting an oiled-up man, too. BTW, where is Lazy Bones?
Doghouse - Agreed. As are the chances for double entendre.
Admiral - Heh, heh . . .
Alan B - Remember the good old days when people used guns and knives?