Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | December 19, 2008
Use The Force Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, December 22nd. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
The Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT
Wizbang
Top Ten Entries (And Not A Bad One In The Bunch!):
10. “Damn these Imperial Guard uniforms. I felt nothing during the couch dance and there is no room for expansion.” – Burger714
9. Lt. Starbuck begins to think the cards are marked. – Pete (Detroit)
8. “Of all the bars in the universe….I had to show up in this one. Play it again, Han.” – Diller
7. “Hey Trooper, is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” – John D
6. “Okay, so I don’t have a dollar for you; however, I can get you in to see the ‘big guy.’” – RT
5. “Show us your wookie!!!!” – Timmeehh
4. “No need for Hans Solo.” – Farmer Frank
3. “Wait…that’s not an Ewok under there….Ewww!” – jt
2. “I find your lack of nakedness…disturbing.” – JumpOut
WINNER! – Unfortunately for Leia, none of the troopers lasted longer than 12 par-secs. – Rodney Dill
Topics: Caption Contest | 24 Comments »
Hey Trooper, is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Toldya these are the broads we’re looking for.
“I find your lack of nakedness…disturbing.”
Wait…that’s not an Ewok under there….Ewww!
“Let’s welcome Princess Leih to the stage, and remember to tip your bartender Wyatt”.
Mission Accomplished!
Damn these Imperial Guard uniforms. I felt nothing during the couch dance and there is no room for expansion.
Aren’t these shows great? Next, Jabba the Hope will come out and sing, “Thanks for the Memories!”
Hey Leia, we like to “lay ya”!
No need for Hans Solo.
“Okay, so I don’t have a dollar for you; however, I can get you in to see the ‘big guy.’”
[...] Wyatt [...]
Show us your wookie!!!!
Obama sends Hillary to negotiate with rogue nations.
“That’s no moon….”
Lt. Starbuck begins to think the cards are marked
“Yea, but Wookies don’t pull off your —- when they don’t get tipped.”
Unfortunately for Leia, none of the troopers lasted longer than 12 par-secs.
..and to think they wanted me to go to endor???
[...] Wyatt Earp is a member of the rebel alliance. [...]
Of all the bars in the universe….I had to show up in this one,play it again, Han.
“Fump!” Just a little onomatopoeia for you.
The clerks at Toys-R-Us assured Wyatt’s parents that the name of the Star Wars “Jedi Night Adventures” action-figure playset they wanted to buy their son for Christmas was just a typo.
It would not be until Christmas morning, when little Wyatt gleefully unwrapped his gift, that Wyatt’s parents realized the horrible mistake they had made.
By that time, of course, it was too late…
Thanks Wyatt — ’twas a very good photo