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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | December 19, 2008

trooper-spot

Use The Force Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)

Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, December 22nd. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
The Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT
Wizbang

Top Ten Entries (And Not A Bad One In The Bunch!):
10. “Damn these Imperial Guard uniforms. I felt nothing during the couch dance and there is no room for expansion.” – Burger714
9. Lt. Starbuck begins to think the cards are marked. – Pete (Detroit)
8. “Of all the bars in the universe….I had to show up in this one. Play it again, Han.” – Diller
7. “Hey Trooper, is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” – John D
6. “Okay, so I don’t have a dollar for you; however, I can get you in to see the ‘big guy.’” – RT
5. “Show us your wookie!!!!” – Timmeehh
4. “No need for Hans Solo.” – Farmer Frank
3. “Wait…that’s not an Ewok under there….Ewww!” – jt
2. “I find your lack of nakedness…disturbing.” – JumpOut

WINNER! – Unfortunately for Leia, none of the troopers lasted longer than 12 par-secs.Rodney Dill

Topics: Caption Contest | 24 Comments »

24 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. John D Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Hey Trooper, is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  2. rodney dill Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Toldya these are the broads we’re looking for.

  3. JumpOut Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    “I find your lack of nakedness…disturbing.”

  4. jt Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Wait…that’s not an Ewok under there….Ewww!

  5. wagonsux Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    “Let’s welcome Princess Leih to the stage, and remember to tip your bartender Wyatt”.

  6. burger714 Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Mission Accomplished!

  7. burger714 Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Damn these Imperial Guard uniforms. I felt nothing during the couch dance and there is no room for expansion.

  8. Cowboy Blob Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Aren’t these shows great? Next, Jabba the Hope will come out and sing, “Thanks for the Memories!”

  9. Uncle Ray Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Hey Leia, we like to “lay ya”!

  10. Farmer Frank Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    No need for Hans Solo.

  11. RT Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    “Okay, so I don’t have a dollar for you; however, I can get you in to see the ‘big guy.’”

  12. Caption Contest « RT’s Ponderings Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    [...] Wyatt [...]

  13. Timmeehh Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    Show us your wookie!!!!

  14. McCain Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 2:35 am

    Obama sends Hillary to negotiate with rogue nations.

  15. rodney dill Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 10:38 am

    “That’s no moon….”

  16. Pete (Detroit) Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 10:40 am

    Lt. Starbuck begins to think the cards are marked

  17. rodney dill Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    “Yea, but Wookies don’t pull off your —- when they don’t get tipped.”

  18. rodney dill Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Unfortunately for Leia, none of the troopers lasted longer than 12 par-secs.

  19. commander nuget Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    ..and to think they wanted me to go to endor???

  20. OTB Caption JamTM Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    [...] Wyatt Earp is a member of the rebel alliance. [...]

  21. Diller Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Of all the bars in the universe….I had to show up in this one,play it again, Han.

  22. Big White Hat Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    “Fump!” Just a little onomatopoeia for you.

  23. Wes S. Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 12:01 am

    The clerks at Toys-R-Us assured Wyatt’s parents that the name of the Star Wars “Jedi Night Adventures” action-figure playset they wanted to buy their son for Christmas was just a typo.

    It would not be until Christmas morning, when little Wyatt gleefully unwrapped his gift, that Wyatt’s parents realized the horrible mistake they had made.

    By that time, of course, it was too late…

  24. rodney dill Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Thanks Wyatt — ’twas a very good photo