Pantsless Man At Donut Shop Gets Probation
By Wyatt Earp | December 13, 2008
Arguably the most bizarre headline I have ever written.
Luckily for me, this is one of the most bizarre stories I have read all year. I mean, I have left the house without shoes before, but I am usually wearing pants . . . except on Christmas Eve. Some traditions never die.
YORKTOWN, N.Y. – A man who showed up at a suburban New York doughnut shop drive-through without putting his pants on has been sentenced to three years’ probation. John Greco of Croton-on-Hudson was sentenced Thursday. He had pleaded guilty to public lewdness, admitting he exposed himself while placing an order at a Dunkin’ Donuts drive-through in Yorktown in February.
The 46-year-old was caught because a worker noted his license plate number.
Defense lawyer John Voelp declined to comment. ()
In fairness, the guy wasn’t wearing pants because he needed a place to hold his doughnuts.
What???
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December 13th, 2008 at 7:23 am
They had to be lenient when they learned he was there for the hole-puncher job,and I ain’t even going into the ad for pastry filler.
December 13th, 2008 at 10:44 am
There are just some things that are wrong. Hot coffee without your pants on and naked bacon frying comes to mind. Where did he keep his money if he wasn’t wearing pants? Ewh! don’t go there. MUD
December 13th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Oh well, at least he had a place to keep the donuts!
December 13th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I heard the guy is a Federal Judge.
FIRSTIN
December 13th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
A judge? Ahhhh…well that makes perfect sense now. He was just getting ready to change in to his robes! lol
December 13th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Uh…I got nothin’.
People are just getting weirder.
December 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Did he at least have his shirt and shoes on?
December 14th, 2008 at 7:30 am
What if they were doughnut holes?
When Dunkin’ Donuts call, you must answer the call.