8-Year Old Steals, Crashes Teacher’s Car
By Wyatt Earp | December 1, 2008
This is exactly how Dale Earnhardt, Jr started.
BERLIN – An eight-year-old German schoolboy who wanted to complain to his mother about being sent out of class took his teacher’s car and crashed it, police said.
The boy, banished from class for disrupting a lesson, pinched the 40-year-old teacher’s car key when she was not looking and managed to start up her compact car, accelerating and putting the vehicle into first gear.
“The little fellow drove for about 25 m (yards) before crashing into a Volvo, also parked in the car park outside the school,” a police spokesman in the eastern German city of Zwickau said on Thursday. (H/T – )
If life were a sitcom, the camera would now pan to a clip of RT hiding her keys. Heh.
Note: The photo is not of the vehicle in question. I put that in for (hopefully) comedic effect.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 8 Comments »
December 1st, 2008 at 5:48 am
Yeah…nothing leaves my bag, and my bag never leaves my sight. I usually don’t take personal items into the classroom.
Btw., why does the age of the teacher in the story matter?
Hope that little runt gets into lots of trouble.
December 1st, 2008 at 6:56 am
Ohhhh that left a mark… or three…
December 1st, 2008 at 7:29 am
RT – It’s Germany. Nothing will happen to the little bastard.
Old NFO – Yeah, especially after the teacher tans his hide.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:45 am
“It’s Germany. Nothing will happen to the little bastard.”
Actually, he’ll be sentenced to write “I will not steal and crash my teacher’s car” 1000 times on the chalkboard. In German, of course.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:54 am
“Nein Stealen Minen Professoras automobilen” (X1000)
OK, I don’t know what the hell a teacher is called and a little spanish got mixed in there. The wife always locked her purse in a filing cabinet to keep kids out of her purse. The little rascals would crash her car in a heartbeat, and spend her money on drugs.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:38 am
“Autobon, here I come!”
“Oooops.”
December 1st, 2008 at 11:54 am
Ich werde das Auto meines Lehrers nicht stehlen!
Went up on line for that one. MUD
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
John D – That’s not bad. Those German words are so long!
MUD – Good reason to lock everything up and surround it with an electric fence!
Doghouse – D’oh!