Man Arrested For Posing As A Dodger
By Wyatt Earp | September 29, 2008
In fairness, no one noticed until the fifth inning, when most of the liberal hippies show up to a Dodgers game.
LOS ANGELES – A man faces criminal charges for allegedly stealing a uniform from Dodger Stadium and posing as one of the team’s players.
Ronald Higgins pleaded not guilty to several charges Friday, including burglary and trespassing.
The 47-year-old Higgins was arrested Wednesday morning after a security guard found him walking on the field in a Dodgers uniform and holding a glove with two balls. Higgins allegedly identified himself as a Dodgers player, but the guard recognized him from an earlier incident and called police.
Prosecutors say Higgins’ clothes were later found in the bat boys’ locker room. It was not immediately clear where he got the uniform. (H/T – NBC Sports)
In a related story, 33 men were arrested for posing as the Seattle Mariners. Heh.
Topics: Snarkasm | 2 Comments »
September 29th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Donovan McNabb poses as an Eagle most Sundays.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
RT – BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!