Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | July 25, 2008

Goldfinger Of Fate Caption Contest
I wanted an appropriate photo for Vasectomy Day, and I think this one – from one of my all-time favorite films – is a home run.
Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, July 28th, or whenever I can sit in my computer chair without severe pain. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
bRight & Early (I took 3rd Place here last week.)
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters (Please talk this up. I’m posting and judging there.)
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill (I took 3rd Place and an Honorable Mention here last week.)
RT (I took 3rd Place here last week.)
WILLisms
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. The head of the TSA was eager to use the new equipment that had been delivered. – BobG
4. Going to a “teaching” hospital on Philly’s public employees’ benefits has some downsides. – RT
3. “No Mr. Earp, I expect you to scream.” – Burger714
2. “Why?…. Oh, just because you cheat at golf better than I do.” – Rodney Dill
WINNER! – “Just a little prick and it will all be over.” – DragonLady474
Topics: Caption Contest | 16 Comments »






Rush Limbaugh attempts to make a conservative out of some Brit.
The head of the TSA was eager to use the new equipment that had been delivered.
Wyatt, no sex for 3-4 weeks, but since you’re married, that is not a problem.
“Bond- We’re gunna bond yer swimmers with grape jelly! Muheheh”
Since we know your “full of it”, we’re going to start the incision up here.
“Just a little prick and it will all be over.”
Objects viewed with surgical equipment are much much smaller than they appear (especially for this patient Wyatt).
You might feel a slight pull…..
Wyatt prepares for his soprano solo.
“Why?…. Oh, just because you cheat at golf better than I do.”
Going to a “teaching” hospital on Philly’s public employees’ benefits has some downsides.
(That was GOOD, RT!)
[...] Wyatt Earp has been bonded.. [...]
“Well Bond, you’ve slept around so much we have to innoculate you with a megadose of all the STD cures.”
No Mr. Earp, I expect you to scream.
Thanks Wyatt!