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Beer Truck Flips, Blocks I-95 Ramp

By Wyatt Earp | June 9, 2008

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

A ramp off I-95 to westbound Woodhaven Road (Route 63) was still partly blocked around 11 a.m. by a tractor trailer that flipped over a guardrail.

Only the left lane was getting by.

The rig, which was carrying Yuengling beer, was lying on its roof, the cab on the ramp, the trailer on the slope below.

Removing the wreckage could close the ramp entirely at some point. (Philadelphia Inquirer)

And it was carrying Yuengling, too? This is not happening! This is not happening!

On a completely unrelated note, I need to go out for a while. I think I left my wallet somewhere on the highway near I-95 and Woodhaven Road.

Topics: Al-key-hol |

12 Responses to “Beer Truck Flips, Blocks I-95 Ramp”

  1. Snigs Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    You’ll be aiding in the search for “surviving” bottles I assume Wyatt? ;)

  2. RFTR Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Oh sweet jeebus.

    Let me tell you a story. Just two nights ago I was at a party for my friend’s birthday. She had picked a bar in the East Village (NYC, for thems that don’t know) called Common Ground, famous for the fact that it has many board games for use by its patrons.

    I remarked to my girlfriend “I love this bar. It’s one of my favorites in the Village.” She replied “Because of the board games?”

    “No, because I can get Yuengling on tap or in a bottle!”

    Silly woman.

    But the point is: how could they do this to my favorite beer?!!

  3. Randal Graves Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    At least is was shitty Yuengling…it might as well have been Meister-Brau.

  4. Miss Mud Puddle Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Why am I not surprised?

  5. dragonlady474 Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Pffft…hahaha…errr… sorry to hear about that Wyatt.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Snigs - And performing mouth-to-mouth if necessary.

    RFTR - It truly is a crome against humanity.

    Randal - Blasphemer! It’s Black & Tan rules!

    MMP - Zip it!

    DL474 - That’s right. Keep tap-dancing on the land mine!

  7. Snigs Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    Good to know you’d be there if needed Wyatt. Very good to know. :D

  8. Rick Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    I hope you are able to resuce any survivors.

  9. RT Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    Did you take a chilled mug with you? :)

  10. Kim Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    It could have been worse. It could have been a donut truck.

  11. Miss Mud Puddle Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Kim made me LOL really loud!

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Snigs - Hey, I’m a public servant.

    Rick - I can only do what I can.

    RT - Damn. Where were you the other day?

    Kim - Not any more. Too fattening.

    MMP - Don’t encourage her!

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