Elementary School?
By Wyatt Earp | June 12, 2008
So, basically, this blog will even bore my children. Lovely.
Not as smart as Daisy Dorkelina. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go blow my brains out.
Topics: Quizzes | 12 Comments »
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Maybe you should include “supercalifragilisticexpiowlidocious” and other big words more often.
Naner Naner Naner.
Snigs – I’m not dumbing down this blog for some bonehead mass audience. (Not you.)
Jim – Damn you . . .
Dude, don’t pull the trigger yet. This isn’t bad news for you. Look at JK Rowling, she writes books for an elementary school audience, and she’s a gazillionaire. Of course it doesn’t say much for your readers, but since we’re too dumb to know any better, it’s OK.
I got it from RT. I’m gonna post it when I get home. And you’re not gonna like it, Wyatt!
John D – “SYLG: Embracing idiocy, one moron at a time.” It’s catchy!
Trek – Swell.
It just means you have a wide readership.
Don’t feel so bad.
I took the same test and got Post Grad College. Which is our equivalent to your puny Earthling elementary schools.
Probably puts you in the same ballpark as the Philly Inquirer. Even the NYTimes only manages around 8th grade level last I checked. (They may have dropped since then what with all the BDS they’ve been spewing.)
Me? I ranked Junior High School.
http://pointsofcompass.blogspot.com/2008/06/you-dont-say.html
FYI: Newspapers aim for middle-school level reading levels. Not everyone that reads a paper (especially in days gone by) has a good enough education to understand the big words that mean the same as the little ones.
Not always a good thing, but that’s why the reading levels of newspapers aren’t higher. The NY Times is higher than most, too.
(Not a rant, just providing some info.)
Admiral – Or it means that I’m an unintelligent clod. Either way, I win!
Mox – Oh thanks. I feel much better now.
Joated – Still better than this blog. I need to write “Blogging for Dummies.”
RT – STOP TRYING TO CHEER ME UP!!!
Dude, Denny clobbered all of us. Check out my post on it!