Elementary School?
By Wyatt Earp | June 12, 2008
So, basically, this blog will even bore my children. Lovely.
Not as smart as Daisy Dorkelina. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go blow my brains out.
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June 12th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Maybe you should include “supercalifragilisticexpiowlidocious” and other big words more often.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Naner Naner Naner.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Snigs – I’m not dumbing down this blog for some bonehead mass audience. (Not you.)
Jim – Damn you . . .
June 12th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Dude, don’t pull the trigger yet. This isn’t bad news for you. Look at JK Rowling, she writes books for an elementary school audience, and she’s a gazillionaire. Of course it doesn’t say much for your readers, but since we’re too dumb to know any better, it’s OK.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I got it from RT. I’m gonna post it when I get home. And you’re not gonna like it, Wyatt!
June 13th, 2008 at 12:21 am
John D – “SYLG: Embracing idiocy, one moron at a time.” It’s catchy!
Trek – Swell.
June 13th, 2008 at 9:37 am
It just means you have a wide readership.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Don’t feel so bad.
I took the same test and got Post Grad College. Which is our equivalent to your puny Earthling elementary schools.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Probably puts you in the same ballpark as the Philly Inquirer. Even the NYTimes only manages around 8th grade level last I checked. (They may have dropped since then what with all the BDS they’ve been spewing.)
Me? I ranked Junior High School.
http://pointsofcompass.blogspot.com/2008/06/you-dont-say.html
June 13th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
FYI: Newspapers aim for middle-school level reading levels. Not everyone that reads a paper (especially in days gone by) has a good enough education to understand the big words that mean the same as the little ones.
Not always a good thing, but that’s why the reading levels of newspapers aren’t higher. The NY Times is higher than most, too.
(Not a rant, just providing some info.)
June 13th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Admiral – Or it means that I’m an unintelligent clod. Either way, I win!
Mox – Oh thanks. I feel much better now.
Joated – Still better than this blog. I need to write “Blogging for Dummies.”
RT – STOP TRYING TO CHEER ME UP!!!
June 14th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Dude, Denny clobbered all of us. Check out my post on it!