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Elementary School?

By Wyatt Earp | June 12, 2008

So, basically, this blog will even bore my children. Lovely.

blog readability test

(H/TDorkelina)

Not as smart as Daisy Dorkelina. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go blow my brains out.

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12 Responses to “Elementary School?”

  1. Snigs Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Maybe you should include “supercalifragilisticexpiowlidocious” and other big words more often. ;)

  2. Jim Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Naner Naner Naner.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Snigs – I’m not dumbing down this blog for some bonehead mass audience. (Not you.)

    Jim – Damn you . . .

  4. John D Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Dude, don’t pull the trigger yet. This isn’t bad news for you. Look at JK Rowling, she writes books for an elementary school audience, and she’s a gazillionaire. Of course it doesn’t say much for your readers, but since we’re too dumb to know any better, it’s OK.

  5. TrekMedic251 Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    I got it from RT. I’m gonna post it when I get home. And you’re not gonna like it, Wyatt! ;)

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 12:21 am

    John D – “SYLG: Embracing idiocy, one moron at a time.” It’s catchy!

    Trek – Swell.

  7. USA_Admiral Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    It just means you have a wide readership.

  8. Remulak MoxArgon Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Don’t feel so bad.

    I took the same test and got Post Grad College. Which is our equivalent to your puny Earthling elementary schools.

  9. joated Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Probably puts you in the same ballpark as the Philly Inquirer. Even the NYTimes only manages around 8th grade level last I checked. (They may have dropped since then what with all the BDS they’ve been spewing.)

    Me? I ranked Junior High School.
    http://pointsofcompass.blogspot.com/2008/06/you-dont-say.html

  10. RT Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    FYI: Newspapers aim for middle-school level reading levels. Not everyone that reads a paper (especially in days gone by) has a good enough education to understand the big words that mean the same as the little ones.

    Not always a good thing, but that’s why the reading levels of newspapers aren’t higher. The NY Times is higher than most, too.

    (Not a rant, just providing some info.)

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    Admiral – Or it means that I’m an unintelligent clod. Either way, I win!

    Mox – Oh thanks. I feel much better now.

    Joated – Still better than this blog. I need to write “Blogging for Dummies.”

    RT – STOP TRYING TO CHEER ME UP!!!

  12. TrekMedic251 Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    Dude, Denny clobbered all of us. Check out my post on it!

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