Straight From The Horse’s Mouth
By Wyatt Earp | July 24, 2006
Willlll-burrrrr!
Will someone please put John “Horse-faced Jackass” Kerry out to pasture?
Kerry once again reverted to his kindergarten years while in Detroit – The Jewel of the Midwest – on Sunday. Kerry was in town (as was his Kevlar vest, I assume) to stump for Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm. In an act that my five-year old has outgrown, Kerry threw a “Nyah, nyah” at President Bush with this little wisdom nugget:
“If I was president, this wouldn’t have happened,” said Kerry during a noon stop at Honest John’s bar and grill in Detroit’s Cass Corridor. (Actually, it would be “If I were president . . . ” Dope!)
Swell. And if frogs had wings they wouldn’t bump their asses when they hop. What’s your point? Hell, that’s like saying if I were a U.S. Senator from Massachusetts, the Big Dig would have never collapsed!
While we’re at it, if I were a U.S. Senator from Massachusetts, the Boston Bruins would have won the Stanley Cup!!
If I were a U.S. Senator from Massachusetts, Mary Jo Kopechne would still be alive!!!
Luckily, this country has a system in place where idiots like John Kerry will never be elected President. God Bless America.
Topics: Uncategorized | 10 Comments »
July 24th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
That guy is such a moron! love the pic though, looks like he just had a lobotomy and the severed the nerve that controls that right eye!
And Firrrrrsssst! Eat your heart out jimmy!
July 24th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
I can’t tell you how much I despise John Kerry. Your last paragraph was awesome:
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“Luckily, this country has a system in place where idiots like John Kerry will never be elected President. God Bless America.”
July 24th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Not only is he a horse-face, but he is also the horse’s arse!
Yeah….and what terrorist is going to listen to his sorry diplomacy of “look, this is what you gotta do….cut and run…really, it does work.” Dumbass!
July 24th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
lurch!!!
heh.
July 25th, 2006 at 8:15 am
I’m fairly sure it did not come from the ‘horses mouth’.
July 25th, 2006 at 8:29 am
He is such a leftard.
Do you think he actually believes the crap that comes out of his own mouth?
July 25th, 2006 at 11:54 am
he went to Vietnam, ya know.
July 25th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Shouldn’t the title of this post read…
“Straight From The Horse’s Ass”
July 25th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
So . . . I’m guessing there aren’t a lot of Kerry fans in the audience?
July 25th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
Two stomps of the horse’s hoof means you are correct!
stomp, stomp