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Good Mourning, Philadelphia

By Wyatt Earp | August 25, 2005

Support Your Local Gunfighter will be wearing a mourning crepe for the rest of the week. Why? Because the most beautiful traffic bunny in the world is getting married on Saturday!

Fox 29′s Dorothy Krysiuk, 31, is tying the knot – and breaking my heart – this weekend to Anthony Marasa, who works in sales. Not only is she getting hitched, but to a freaking I-talian?

You’re killing me, Dorothy!

Topics: Dorothy Krysiuk | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Good Mourning, Philadelphia”

  1. The Conservative UAW Guy Says:
    August 25th, 2005 at 9:00 am

    Notice Fox always has foxes?
    Local and national both!

  2. buccmic Says:
    August 25th, 2005 at 3:00 pm

    Uhmmmmmmmmm Wyatt.

    You do course know that I am an “I-Talian” LOL

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 25th, 2005 at 5:40 pm

    CUG – I noticed, and I love it! Laura Dhue . . . mmmmm!

    Buccmic – Didn’t realize that. D’oh! Sorry, chief!

  4. Anonymous Says:
    August 25th, 2005 at 6:47 pm

    Ahem…watch it with those Italian remarks! I know people in the Mafia! :p

  5. Damian G. Says:
    August 25th, 2005 at 10:07 pm

    You ARE taken, right?

    Quit lusting after women ten years younger than you!

    Although, just ’cause you’re on a diet, it doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu…

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 26th, 2005 at 4:22 am

    Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Hold on there, Baba Looey! How old do you think I am? Cripes, I’m only 36, Damian; so she’s only FIVE years younger than me. Sheesh!!!

  7. buccmic Says:
    August 27th, 2005 at 1:01 pm

    So Wyatt is also a shameful “luster” in addition to holding anti-Italian bigotry?

    McQ will just have to implement stricter control mechanisms on keeping out the “undesirable” types.

    Such things give the site a bad name you know, Wyatt?


  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 27th, 2005 at 2:04 pm

    Hey! I’m not ashamed!!!

  9. Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 4:50 am

    My sister and I both have been wondering what happened to Dorothy. I can’t believe that Fox 29 let her get away over something as stupid as double shifts. Don’t they think that people have a life outside of work? I wish Dorothy the very best of luck and hope to see her somewhere soon. Jamie doesn’t come anywhere near Dorothy!