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The Answer Man Is In The House

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

Well, after careful consideration of your probing questions, I am ready to hit you with some knowledge. I’m a day late, but I have been sick all week. And yes, that is the built-in excuse in case these answers are lame. Let’s rock! Uncle Ray asks, “Okay. Can you please explain why the NFL (or [...]

Question And Answer Time!

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen, start your questions! I haven’t posted a Q&A here for quite some time. Yeah, that’s fairly unusual. So, we’ll give it a go today. Here’s the scoop: Submit your questions in the comments section and I’ll have your (hopefully) funny answers on Friday. One question per customer, and the subject matter can [...]

The Answer Man Is Here

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Well, the readers have spoken and as always, you have come through with some fantastic questions. The answers were found after an extensive period of thought and meditation. You know, like three minutes’ time. Enjoy! AJ Lynch asks, “Do you know where the phrase ‘Get cracking’ originated?” AJ, a lot of folks don’t know this, [...]

You’ve Got Questions

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

And hopefully, I have some answers. I haven’t posted a Q&A here for almost a year. Yeah, that’s pretty sad. So, here’s the deal: Submit your questions in the comments section and I’ll have your (hopefully) funny answers on Thursday. No question is off limits, but try and keep them down to two or three [...]

The Answer Man Is In!

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

And by “man,” I mean me. Yeah, I was surprised, too. On Thursday, I asked for your viewer (and reader) mail in a lame attempt to generate some high quality comedy. You folks responded in kind, and now it is my pleasure to post your answers. Get ready for my wisdom! RT asks, “You know [...]

You’ve Got Questions

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Hopefully, I got answers. (Cue the sound of RT’s head exploding from the poor grammar.) Well, it’s that time again. It’s time to ask a real live Big City Detective your burning (and itching) questions. No topic is off limits, just keep ‘em clean. Post your questions in the comments section, and I guarantee that [...]

Love Is The Answer

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Unfortunately, I cannot give “Love” as an answer to every question in this edition of Q&A. Actually, I probably can, since this edition only garnered five questions, and one rant. This segment went over like sex at a funeral. I must be losing my touch. Undaunted, I will answer these burning questions, and thus make [...]

Riddle Me This . . .

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Please forgive, me, but I’m gonna take a page from the Barack Obama playbook and plagiarize an idea from The MoxArgon Group with another fantabulous edition of Q&A. Of course, since Mox is currently running his own Q&A, I would appreciate if you leave him a question immediately after leaving one here. It’s only fair [...]

You’ve Got Questions, We’ve Got Answers

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Who wants to have some fun??? Well, too bad, because you’re stuck here at this insipid blog. However, all is not lost, because I am ready for yet another fantabulous edition of Q&A. “I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready, eddy, eddy . . . “ For you rookies out there – and you [...]

I Got Yer Answers Right Here!

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

And it won’t even cost you two dollars! You folks submitted some terrific questions this time around. I only hope I can match them with witty answers. And, if not, ya get whatcha pay for, right? Here we go. RFTR asks, “What’d you bribe your wife with in order to get her to marry you?” [...]

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