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White House Party Crasher Leaves Husband

By Wyatt Earp | September 15, 2011

UPDATE: Tareq isn’t as dumb as he looks; he just filed for divorce.

Am I supposed to feel badly about this? Because truth be told, I can’t stop giggling.

Reality TV star and accused White House gatecrasher Michaele Salahi has run off with Journey’s lead guitarist. Salahi’s husband, Tareq, had claimed his wife had been kidnapped and criticized authorities for not looking for her.

Now it has been revealed Michaele, who starred in Real Housewives of DC is actually living with Journey rocker Neal Schon.

The article stated that people are wondering if this is a publicity stunt. I wouldn’t put it past these two despicable toads. After all, they’re the self-obsessed idiots who landed a reality show gig by crashing a state dinner.

The only tragedy in this story is that now someone else has to put up with this gold-digging bimbo’s antics. Good luck, Neal. You’re gonna need it.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “White House Party Crasher Leaves Husband”

  1. Watuschski Says:
    September 15th, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    It does appear, at least, that the bimbo has some decent legs! Sometimes we just have to look at the positive side of things.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 15th, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    Watuschski – Yeah, I gotta go with you on that.

  3. C/A Says:
    September 15th, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    Like Neal… I’d hit it. For sure.

  4. bob (either orr) Says:
    September 15th, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    Neal Schon’s 57 years old… with all his years on the road, he’s gotta be pretty worn down by now.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 15th, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    Captain – I am shocked. Shocked, I say!

    Bob – Eh, he’s got enough money to just lie there and make her do all of the work.

  6. RogerDee Says:
    September 15th, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    I say again… Who?

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 15th, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    Roger – That’s why I’m here – to guide you to the identities of people you don’t care about.

  8. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    September 15th, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    Oh, gimme a break. Can you say “publicity stunt?!” These fame whores 15 minutes are up and they are looking for anyway to get back into the headlines. Now, go crawl back into your holes.

  9. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 16th, 2011 at 7:20 am

    I’m suprised obambi hasn’t made them the czars of something yet like the Dept. of Flake and Deceit.
    “Hi we’re from the DFD and we’re here to help.”

    Its also good to know that here in Ohio we now have an Amish Bernie Madoff speaking of deceiving others. When the Amish start ripping each other off and flakes like the above get their own shows, it truly is the End of Daze.
    No wait thats the beginning of daze.

  10. Metoo Says:
    September 16th, 2011 at 10:39 am

    She probably asked him to play “Any Way You Want It” and told him to take it literally.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 16th, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Ferrell – Amen!

    Jon – The Amish have stuff to rip off? Wow.

    Metoo – She did the guy a favor. Michaele seems like the worst of the two.