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My Favorite Founder? Thomas Kniferson

By Wyatt Earp | September 25, 2011

Which amendment covers the right to stab people?

One man is hospitalized following an overnight stabbing inside the National Constitution Center. It happened at 3:30 a.m. Sunday morning.

Police say there was an altercation between the two men inside the kitchen. The confrontation escalated, and a 36-year-old male stabbed the 21-year-old victim multiple times in the leg. The victim was taken to Jefferson Hospital, where he is in stable condition.

According to officials at the National Constitution Center, the men were contracted workers with the catering staff, not employees of the center.

The National Constitution Center: Where history comes alive . . . until you’re stabbed to death.

Topics: Philly | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “My Favorite Founder? Thomas Kniferson”

  1. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    September 25th, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    Let me guess……..Illegals?

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 25th, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    LDIV – Well, they were catering staff . . .

  3. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 2:10 am

    I’d be willing to draft and vote for an amendment that outlaws hippies and liberalism in general, and exonerates anyone from stabbing (or otherwise smiting) the aforementioned.

    Remember – “I like Smite” in 2012.

    I am Smite A. Hippie, and I approve this message.

  4. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 2:14 am

    …oh, and numerous hippies were harmed, in the making of that political advertisement. Just sayin’.

    *hidden thumb with shaking fist gesture, with Clintonesque lip-biting facial expression*

  5. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 7:35 am

    They were reenacting the days of sabers and cutlasses
    when the elected legislators would check their weapons at the door with the Sergeant At Arms, and got carried away?

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    Smite – You’ve got my vote. Or votes, since I live in Philly.

    Jon – Maybe he was stabbed with a shrimp fork?