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Give The Man A Hand

By Wyatt Earp | September 25, 2011

Michael Vick – aka Mr. Glass – broke his right hand in today’s game against the Giants. *giggle*

Eagles quarterback Michael Vick has left the game against the Giants with a broken right hand.

Vick started Sunday’s game despite suffering a concussion in last Sunday’s loss at Atlanta. He was temporarily replaced by Mike Kafka after heading to the locker room for X-rays on his right hand early in the fourth quarter.

Great idea giving this guy a $100 million guaranteed contract, huh? Idiots.

Topics: Philly | 18 Comments »

18 Responses to “Give The Man A Hand”

  1. Sally Anne Says:
    September 25th, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    Replaced by Kafka hm? Wonder if Vick will wake up as a giant insect tomorrow.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 25th, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    Sally Anne – One can only hope!

  3. BlackOrchid Says:
    September 25th, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    I love the whining post-game about late hits and whatnot

    MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET RID OF THE BALL SOMETIME if’n you don’t want to get smushed!

  4. Randal Graves Says:
    September 25th, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    Hey Eagles fans,

    There’s a little room left on the Phillies bandwagon if ya wanna hop on; it’s just a short stroll across Pattison Avenue. Too bad you had ANOTHER disappointing season.

    Phillies Fans

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 25th, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Orchid – Poor Mikey, he would do much better if a two-hand touch NFL.

    Randal – Yeah, the Phillies are a team peaking at the right time.

  6. ed Says:
    September 25th, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    So… is Vick right handed or left handed? The phots shows him carrying a ball in his left hand.

    The article didn’t mention it either…

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 25th, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    Ed – He’s left handed. He is saying he will try to play next week. I hope so, so the 49ers can break something else. Well, he said that in between crying about getting hit by the big, bad opposing players. Puss-aah.

  8. bob (either orr) Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 1:15 am

    Hockey season is starting soon. Time to turn off the Eagles, and didn’t Jagr have a nice start? He looked really good against Detroit… which matched Datsyuk’s line up against him.

  9. Dannytheman Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 6:49 am

    Has anyone else lost interest in football like I have? I mean, I watched the game, and all they talk about is concussions and injuries the entire game!!
    IMHO, the Eagles will not win a Super Bowl with Andy or Michael at the helm.

  10. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 7:40 am

    Karma’s a bitch. As in female dog type. Go Browns!!
    Go very far away!

  11. realwest Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Fair Warning – I’ve been a NY Giants Football fan for over 50 years.
    There was no “LATE HIT” on Michael Vick; his coaches need to tell him to THROW THE DAMN BALL before the defense crushes him. Hell throw it outta bounds, take a penalty if need be, but don’t stand there like a (tackling) dummy!
    I understand that the Eagles O line told him the same thing; his dithering around back there is making them look bad!

  12. cbullitt Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    You’re just going to keep laughing at these guys til they get rid of Andy, aren’t you Wyatt?

  13. Wes S. Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    Bad news, guys: Vick’s hand is only bruised, not broken.

    So I’m 0 for 3 this weekend, football-wise: Missouri lost to Oklahoma Saturday night; the Chiefs lost AGAIN! on Sunday at San Diego; and now Vick’s status gets upgraded.

    Arrgh, frakkit.

  14. Veeshir Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    I’m a little depressed that in his whining he hasn’t said, “I wouldn’t treat a dog that way!”

    That would make his whining perfect.

    As a Giants fan I have to admit is almost as fun as when after that playoff game.

  15. Veeshir Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Shoot, meant to post this link .

  16. Morgan Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Well, with Vick out for a while, that means Vince Young will likely some time on the field. If he plays like he did during his last year at Texas, the Eagles could be in line for a real good season.

  17. BlackOrchid Says:
    September 27th, 2011 at 10:29 am

    Wes, don’t feel bad, the Eagles are notorious for lying about injuries.

    they don’t want SF to know that Young will be the QB. Cos we’re really afraid of losing to SF, that’s how sad we are

  18. Bob G. Says:
    September 27th, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    Vick = worst decision by the front office in a very L O N G time!!!
    They have made a lot of smaller ones…lol
    (guess those tickets will go up AGAIN to pay for Vick’s ridiculous “salary”?)
    God, I miss Gabriel and Jaworski!

    Roll safe