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Actress Allegedly Had Giggle Fit After Crash

By Wyatt Earp | July 13, 2011

Meet Amy Locane. She’s an actress – albeit not a very talented one – who landed a role on “Melrose Place.”

Like her former co-star Heather Locklear, Amy likes to drink. A lot. So much so that she’s currently on trial for killing a New Jersey woman while driving drunk.

As if that’s not bad enough, officers on the scene testified that after the fatal crash, Locane started giggling and laughing.

A police officer says an actress who had appeared in the “Melrose Place” television series was giggling and laughing after a motor vehicle crash that killed a New Jersey woman. The officer says Amy Locane-Bovenizer said police and emergency personnel were “being overly dramatic.”

Locane-Bovenizer is charged with aggravated manslaughter stemming from the death of 60-year-old Helene Seeman. Prosecutors allege the 39-year-old actress, who lives in Hopewell, was drunk and speeding when her SUV struck a vehicle driven by Seeman’s husband.

Scumbag. It’s a shame she can’t get the death penalty.

Topics: Al-key-hol, People I Hate | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Actress Allegedly Had Giggle Fit After Crash”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 13th, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    Good thing there were no children killed by her drinking and driving, she probably would have had one long hard guffaw. If I were the prosecutor in this case I would show pictures/video of the victim being taken away in the body bag and then pics/videos of her laughing..over and over and over.

  2. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    July 13th, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    She’s not responsible, it’s the alcohol, the car, the other driver, the condition of the road, her abused childhood, her blondness, her unemployment, the state of the economy, her finances etc. etc. ad nauseum………..

  3. Randal Graves Says:
    July 13th, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    Maybe she laughed because the ladies name was Seeman.

  4. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    July 13th, 2011 at 3:50 pm


    It doesn’t matter one single worth damn bit if she was laughing immediately after what happened. That only speaks for her arrogance and sociopathic personality.


  5. Sally Anne Says:
    July 13th, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    Should be premeditated murder- unless someone can prove they were strapped down, given alcohol (or whatever) intravenously, then forced at gunpoint to drive.

  6. Robert B. Says:
    July 13th, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    No excuse for anyone to get a DUI in NYC. The taxis are out 24/7. She should get a long stretch of hard time, and be forced to do public service ads stating what happened when she drove drunk: a woman was killed. Those ads should be her last starring roles, and she should be banned from acting (not that it will happen, Hollyweird loves “reformed” alcoholics, unless they are conservative).

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 13th, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    Jon – Would showing that be prejudicial? Yup. Would I care? Nope.

    LDIV – The fact that’s she’s a sucky actress . . .

    Randal – Nice.

    Ferrell – Want to be pissed? Maximum penalty for her charges is ten years.

    Sally Anne – I’d have no problem with that, but juries nowadays . . .

    Robert B. – Or she could walk home and lose some poundage for her next role as “Girl in Shed” in Ninja Buzzlords III.

  8. rick 'dirty' sanchez Says:
    July 13th, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    Seems okay to me.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 14th, 2011 at 8:03 am

    Rick – Heh, nice one.