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Why Megan Fox Was Fired From Transformers

By Wyatt Earp | June 21, 2011

The short version is that she’s a bitch. (But I assume most of you already knew that.)

The longer version is that she compared director Michael Bay to Adolf Hitler, which seems to be the go-to accusation for liberals now.

Last year, when news broke that Megan Fox would no longer appear in the “Transformers” film franchise, the actress insisted it was because she had decided to “not to return.” But film director Michael Bay says it was her controversial comments that cost her the role that made her famous. Back in 2009, Fox infamously compared Bay to Hitler on set.

“He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation,” she said. “He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him.”

Wow, where will they find another actress with Fox’s talent? /snark

Topics: Movies | 18 Comments »

18 Responses to “Why Megan Fox Was Fired From Transformers”

  1. Mark Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    “The short version is that she’s a bitch.”

    HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

  2. John D Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    The short version is that she’s a bitch.

    Well, that and her thumbs.

  3. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    Wasn’t Megan Fox the one who wanted Megatron, the bad guy in the pair of Transformers movies, to “take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people of Middle America.” ?

  4. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    She transformed into a beatch?

  5. JT Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Does anybody know why she has a short story tattooed on her armpit ?

  6. AJ Lynch Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Jeez, when we were kids in the 50′s and 60′s we made Hitler comparisons all the time. One of the best Three Stooges episode was when they mocked Hittler as Schicklegruber {i think it means house painter?].

    When did everyone become such sensitive pussies about this?

  7. John D Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    …when they mocked Hittler as Schicklegruber

    Schicklgruber was Adolf’s father’s last name before he changed it to Hitler before der Fuhrer was born.

  8. Ranba Ral Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Ferrell, that’s her. Some of the crew have also commented that she REALLY hated the military advisers on the film and was, well, generally a bitch to everyone and thought her own stool didn’t stink.

  9. Ranba Ral Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    Also, AJ, making fun of Der Fuhrer is one thing. Being constantly called such because you don’t vote and pontificate lockstep radical leftist is another.

  10. Raptor Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    “Wow, where will they find another actress with Fox’s talent?”

    I dunno, maybe a street corner or a strip club?

  11. Fenway_Nation Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    I dunno, maybe a street corner or a strip club?

    Yep….start looking at the pole dancers. Not them, since they’re overqualified. The pole itself has Fox’s keen intellect and is prbably crawling with fewer diseases.

  12. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    She should consider a career in porn. She already looks the part and has just the right amount of talent.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 21st, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    Mark – Once in a while I make a funny.

    John D – Eww! WTF is that?

    Ferrell – She was, indeed. Which is why you rarely see stories about her here anymore.

    Jon – No, she was ALWAYS a bitch.

    JT – To cover up the heroin tracks?

    AJ – Probably the day after we found the concentration camps.

    John D. – It fit easier on his checkbook.

    Ranba – Exactly. The Hitler Card is pulled as much as the Race Card now.

    Raptor – Or a homeless shelter.

    Fenway – Or the lap dance seat.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Eh, she wouldn’t be convincing enough.

  14. ThomasF Says:
    June 22nd, 2011 at 12:28 am

    Hey I found a replacement for Ms. Fox, my dog leaves me a 7lb target bag to pick up every week…..

  15. Robert B. Says:
    June 22nd, 2011 at 5:42 am

    ThomasF: She has as much class as seven pounds of that in a five pound bag.

  16. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 22nd, 2011 at 8:02 am

    ThomasF – That probably smells better than Megan does.

    Robert B. – Well said.

  17. Metoo Says:
    June 22nd, 2011 at 10:15 am

    According to a piece by Will Leitch, it was Steven Speilberg who insisted Fox be fired. “She was in a different world, on her BlackBerry. You gotta stay focused. And you know, the Hitler thing. Steven [Spielberg] said, ‘Fire her right now.’” I’m guessing when the “big” man speaks, things happen.

  18. PHP Books Says:
    June 28th, 2011 at 4:04 am

    I think that Megan should learn a little bit of Diplomacy.I mean How could you insult your own Director.No matter how big you are you have to follow your Directors decision.

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