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British Singer Adele: Chunky Hypocrite

By Wyatt Earp | June 10, 2011

The chubby redheaded crooner said she would never go out with a “Ginger.” Well, unless the ginger was a member of the royal family.

She once swore she would never date a man with red hair. But it would seem Adele is prepared to make an exception in Prince Harry’s case.

In July’s edition of Glamour magazine, Adele admits: ‘I know I said I wouldn’t go out with a ginger, but it’s Prince Harry. I’d be a real duchess then! I’d love a night out with him. He seems like a right laugh.’

Personally, I think Prince Harry could do a lot better that this hypocritical fat bastard. What say you?

He’s not a bad-looking guy, right? He could certainly do better than Adele.

I’m not up on my British slang, but I think Adele would be characterized as a bint.

Topics: Snarkasm | 14 Comments »

14 Responses to “British Singer Adele: Chunky Hypocrite”

  1. GroovyVic Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 7:19 am

    I’ll admit, Harry is a cutie, and I’m starry eyed over British royalty in general…but to actually marry into that? No thanks. I’ll stick to reading about them.

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 8:18 am

    He’s a big piece of hot sexy.

  3. NTAggie Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 8:27 am

    Hypocrisy and greed.

  4. Randal Graves Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 8:31 am

    Adele = the British Christina Hendricks

  5. ajdshootist Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 9:03 am

    No she is a fat slag.

  6. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 9:40 am

    I thought Mama Cass Elliott died in 1974?

    Gees she has bigger hips than Fergie.

  7. ed Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 10:31 am


    Where’d you get that?

  8. dr. evil Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 10:42 am

    What she meant to see is she’d be a real douche-ess. (Lame)

    Oh and Prince Harry? Mmmmmmm. what a delish McMan Stick! However he is a ginger and MUST be destroyed as quickly and brutally as possible!

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    GroovyVic – Yeah, ya never know when you’ll end up facing the axe man.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Yeah, he’s not a bad-looking guy by any means.

    NTAggie – And Twinkies!

    Randal – CH has much more class than this bint.

    Ajdshootist – I wanted to post a fan-friendly pic oh her so as to not induce the retching.

    Ferrell – Don’t give Adele a ham sandwich!

    Ed – Here ya go. Didn’t want to ruin everyone’s weekend by posting this photo.

    Dr. Evil – Remember that when Kyle and Julia plot your doom and set your house on fire . . . with their minds!

  10. dr. evil Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    I’ll remember that Wyatt, hell my mom will prolly be involved!

    I am of course just kidding. I love ginger kids. The last five were delicious.

  11. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Wow, she’s not lazy with a knife and fork.

  12. ajdshootist Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    BTW Tell Randle Graves to wash his mouth out with soap and water comparing that Fat Slag with the Devine CH who has more Talent in her wonderous chest than Adele has in whole revolting body.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    Dr. Evil – A little too spicy for my tastes.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Yeah, she’s all about sammiches!

    Ajdshootist – Being from across the pond, you would know more about this tart than I.

  14. Skip Says:
    June 11th, 2011 at 4:06 am

    Ahhh, lotta spuds in that sack.