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Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel

By Mrs. Crankipants | June 14, 2011

We knew this was coming. Thanks to good ol’ American ingenuity and Chinese labor – I give you dear readers, the Anthony Weiner action figure! Our Twitterific hero is clad in gym clothes, and consumers have their choice of anatomically correct, or smooth as a Ken doll’s crotch. The perfect gift for dad or grad!

A toy company known for producing action figures of US political figures was Sunday advertising its latest addition — the Anthony Weiner doll. is offering two versions of the doll modeled after the New York Democrat who shot to fame around the world last week after admitting to having sent a lewd photo of his crotch to a Seattle college student on Twitter.

The Weiner doll comes as a standard doll for $39.95 and an adults-only “anatomically correct” version for $49.95.

Both figures are dressed in a T-shirt and gym shorts — with the words “tweet this” printed on the shorts.

For an extra $18.00 customers can add a toy BlackBerry for the doll to hold.

The action figure goes on sale Monday.

Read the entire article HERE.

BlackBerry, home waxing kit, Weinermobile, and Kung-Fu® grip sold separately.

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10 Responses to “Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel”

  1. Bluwall Says:
    June 14th, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Thank goodness – there’s nothing like playing with your own lil’ weiner!

  2. JT Says:
    June 14th, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    I never thought I would utter these words, but…..

    It’s time to cut off the Weiner.

    Welcome guest blogger !

  3. proof Says:
    June 14th, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    It appears the doll, er, action figure, is anatomically correct as well!

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 14th, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    Thanks for the coverage, Mrs. C. Brilliant photoshop!

  5. Old NFO Says:
    June 14th, 2011 at 9:06 pm


  6. Robert B. Says:
    June 15th, 2011 at 5:43 am

    Weiner’s ultimate embarassment: Getting a boner, walking into a wall, and having his nose hit first.

  7. RogerDee Says:
    June 15th, 2011 at 7:52 am

    Nice job Mrs. C!!

  8. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 15th, 2011 at 9:06 am

    Thanks guys!

  9. realwest Says:
    June 15th, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Ah, great blog Mrs. Crankipants!
    And Robert B had the best comment of them all.

  10. Bob G. Says:
    June 15th, 2011 at 10:51 am

    Mrs. C:

    In a word…EPIC!