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In Soviet Russia, Breasts Ogle You!

By Wyatt Earp | May 7, 2011

These women better be careful; I hear Russia can be very nipply this time of year.

Topless Protesters of the Day: And you thought the video editor behind the Kate Upton jiggle video was a champion of breastesses — just wait ’til you get a load of the protesters of FEMEN.

To mark the upcoming Soviet WWII Victory Day, the Ukrainian crew paraded near The Motherland Calls monument, where they declared “Breasts are not shameful. This is our thanks to our grandmothers who gave their lives to defend us!” Amen. (H/TSmite)

I was mildly excited there, and they had to ruin it by putting the words “grandmothers” and “breasts” in the same paragraph. Thanks, ladies!

Topics: Babes | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “In Soviet Russia, Breasts Ogle You!”

  1. Robert B. Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 9:18 am

    Was Hooters doing interviews there?

  2. Dannytheman Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Hey, hey, hey… My face is up here………

    What did one breast say to the other breast? You are such a boob!!! Ill be here all week!!

  3. dr. evil Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    From the looks of those sweater cows it seems as if Moscow won’t be running short on milk anytime soon.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    Robert B. – They should have at least sent an HR rep.

    Danny – I thought I recognized those teat teeth!

    Dr. Evil – It does a body good.

  5. Ingineer66 Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    They are much more pleasant to look at than the women that typically go topless to protest here in the States.

  6. RogerDee Says:
    May 8th, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    I’ll take the two on the left. Wyatt, you take out the two on the right, And I’ll be in Scotland before ye!!!

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 8th, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    Ingineer66 – And much less hairy.

    Roger – Done and done.

  8. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    May 8th, 2011 at 9:56 pm