By Wyatt Earp | April 17, 2011
Welcome to another fan-tabulous edition of SYLG After Dark. How sad is it that I am most likely asleep when this publishes? It really sucks getting old, so while I get my Doan’s Pills, here is some sweet, sweet filler.
First off, an item that will make Dr. Evil very happy:
Nic was arrested in New Orleans this morning after daring the police to arrest him following a loud argument with his wife. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ. Nic was “very drunk” on the streets of N.O. when a cabbie saw him arguing with his wife Alice. The cabbie called the police and said in addition to the screaming and yelling, he saw Nic grab her.
The police came and told Nic and his wife to go home. That’s when Nic allegedly told cops, “Why don’t you just arrest me?” The cops reiterated that he and his wife should go home. Cage repeated his dare to cops.
Yeah, how’d that work out for ya, toolbox? Bail was set at $11,000.
You know what they say: No use crying over spilled milk.
A 12-year-old faces two counts of resisting law enforcement for his actions when he refused to clean up spilled milk in the Ben Franklin Middle School cafeteria. After refusing to wipe up the mess, according to the report, the sixth-grader refused to sit and wait for the other students to return to class so the staff member could deal with him individually.
Eh, they should have tased the little bastard, too.
Finally, I give you the greatness that is David Beckham:
I could do that; I just don’t want to.