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Christina Hendricks Gets Seconds Of Pleasure

By Wyatt Earp | March 21, 2011

No, she didn’t sleep with me, ya bunch of wiseasses. She joined the cast of the upcoming film.

Christina Hendricks has signed on for Seconds Of Pleasure. The Mad Men star, best known for her portrayal of sultry office manager Joan Holloway in the 60s series, will play a wife who catches her husband, played by Brendan Fraser, in a compromising position, reported

The film is obviously a work of fiction, because no man worth his salt would ever cheat on Christina Hendricks. I’m just sayin’.

Topics: Christina Hendricks | 18 Comments »

18 Responses to “Christina Hendricks Gets Seconds Of Pleasure”

  1. Dannytheman Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 7:11 am

    Red gloves, check, leopard skin dress, check, 5 inch pumps, check, on her knees double check. My second of pleasure already happened!

  2. Fenway_Nation Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 7:20 am

    ‘sleep with’ her?

    I’m sorry, but one look at that and sleep is the LAST thing on my mind.

  3. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 9:16 am

    I envy that chair…

  4. Sally Anne Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 9:55 am

    You’re totally right. A real man would never cheat on her. but a cheater will cheat on anyone, no matter how gorgeous/glamorous/incredible they are. Clearly Brendan Fraser is playing a slimeball. (What a shame too, I loved him in Encino Man! *snort*)

  5. Dr. Evil Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 10:02 am

    With those gloves on, sadly, all I can fantasize about is her cleaning the bathroom!

  6. richard mcenroe Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 10:59 am

    Well, we never really thought so. You did say “pleasure.” But in case we’re wrong, did she play Meatloaf’s “45 Seconds of Ecstasy” or kick it old school with Peggy Lee’s “Is That All There Is?”

  7. Bob G. Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 11:30 am

    You got THAT right, brother!


  8. Sully Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    Good Lord… she looks like a live action Jessica Rabbit.

  9. Kim Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    I look at that picture and all I can think about is her poor back and her poor hips with those shoes.

  10. GroovyVic Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    Wow. Just…wow. You guys….eeesh.

  11. Rick Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    Kim you said She has on shoes.What shoes I did not notice

  12. Mike47 Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    “Seconds of Pleasure”… is that duration, or quality?

  13. Brian Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    Look at this woman.
    She done already finished a heaping “First of Pleasure All She Eat Plate” and clearly doesn’t mind going back for Seconds.
    While my wife has promised she’s done with marriage should I die, I cannot promise the same where Ms. Hendricks is concerned but since statistics more likely favor me being hit by a diamond encrusted golden asteroid and suffering little more than a burnt finger while picking it up to take to the jewelers that’s one promise I’m not going to worry about.

  14. Robert B. Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    Thanks for the eye candy, Wyatt. We needed some good news today. (Predictions of $5/gal gas again in the news.)

  15. Wes S. Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    Looks like she’s getting her Bettie Page on…


  16. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    Danny – That is almost a perfect photo. Perfect would be with a leopard bikini.

    Fenway – Spoon with her? Yup, I’d buy that for a dollar!

    Ferrell – Is it wrong for me to want to smell it?

    Sally Anne – Like I always say; No matter how hot a woman is, there’s some guy tired of banging her.

    Dr. Evil – I think she’s scrubbing the gum off the bottom of the chair.

    Richard – Sadly, I see that photo and hear cheesy pr0n music.

    Bob G. – Yeah, she is Miss Delicious.

    Sully – And I’d hop right on her if given permission.

    Kim – The back pain isn’t from the shoes, my dear.

    GroovyVic – Puh-lease. You know you have that exact outfit at home.

    Rick – Yeah, I was hoping she was barefoot.

    Mike47 – Not quality, since the seconds may be “sloppy.”

    Brian – This woman should be our new goddess, and we should carve golden idols in her image.

    Robert B. – Sorry, I was just thinking about Christina oiling herself up.

    Wes S. – Great curves in great places.

  17. JT Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    Like I always say; No matter how hot a woman is, there’s some guy tired of banging her.

    I believe you’re right and it just proves that hot women are attracted to tired men.

  18. GroovyVic Says:
    March 22nd, 2011 at 5:21 am

    Just the gloves and shoes, Wyatt.