Babe Attempts Suicide After Losing Implants
By Wyatt Earp | February 18, 2011
This chick is more obsessed with breasts than I am. Didn’t think that was possible.
A model who had the world’s biggest breasts has tried to commit suicide after doctors removed her implants. Sheyla Hershey, 31, was last night in a coma after a pills overdose. Hershey, who lives in Houston, Texas, had her MMM-cup implants removed after getting an infection during an op. She was due to have an op to return her to a size KKK today.
But the bipolar mum, who has been in therapy over her boob obsession, overdosed on Sunday – her second suicide bid in two months. After her first attempt, she said: “Once I reclaim my identity as the World’s Biggest Boobs I can be a better role model for my daughter.
“I feel ugly without my breasts. Without them, I don’t know who I am.”
I know who you are; you’re every girl I dated in high school. Ba-zing!
Topics: Evil = Funny | 21 Comments »
February 18th, 2011 at 7:25 am
AMAZING…… MMM. mmm….
OK, she’s a little bizarre. But I would like to play windshield washer with her BiPolar MMmmmmmmsssss…..
Then she could become my role model!
Seriously, how could any real doctor ever allow her this?
February 18th, 2011 at 7:41 am
Ba-zing indeed!
February 18th, 2011 at 7:59 am
“her second suicide bid in two months” More like her 2nd desperate stab at attention in two months.
Get a gun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger if you’re REALLY serious about killing yourself.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:52 am
If she were really serious about killing herself, she could have just hit herself over the head with the old implants.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:56 am
I don’t get how any doctor in their right mind can keep feeding her obsession. It says something about the state of medical ethics in the plastic surgery business.
February 18th, 2011 at 10:05 am
I’m sorry, but those are too big. What was the old line from Weird Science: “More than a handful is too much.” I don’t want to meet the guy that has hands that big!
February 18th, 2011 at 10:13 am
Forget about motorboating. You’d dislocate your rudder.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:07 am
Agreed, Mrs. Crankipants. Those puppies could be used as demolition balls.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:45 am
Is the hilarity of a Texan going from MMM to KKK lost on everyone?
February 18th, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Those look fake and unnatural anyway.
But my curiosity is piqued. I wonder if they taste real?
February 18th, 2011 at 6:51 pm
I have boobs, therefore I am.
Rene Decupsize
February 18th, 2011 at 7:33 pm
Danny – They were getting paid, that’s how!
Roger – She’s a hot mess. More mess, though.
Randal – Her life isn’t better now. Suicide is just one more thing she isn’t good at!
Mrs. Crankipants – Probably would cave in her skull.
CP – They care about one thing: money.
Picky – Sadly, Andre the Giant has passed on.
Mrs. Crankipants – Sprained tongue.
RT – Only if they hit a guy there. Oh, never mind.
Dr. Evil – Would be funnier if she was from Georgia.
AD – Enough milk to keep me in cereal for five years.
JCM – Ah, the French!
February 18th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
A role model to her daughters based on the size of her breasts? That is not being a role model. That is being a self-absorbed twit who has no basis in reality.
If you want to be a role model using your breasts, teach about breast care, self breast exams, preventative care, breastfeeding education, and the fact that the size of the breasts does not matter, but the woman who supports the breasts should be judged based on who she is and not the size of her bra.
GAH!
Next thing you know, there is going to be a news article talking about some poor slob who thinks he needs a big penis to be a good role model to his sons.
February 18th, 2011 at 7:52 pm
I feel sorry for her daughter who now has to go through life knowing she comes third to her mother, right after her two tits.
February 18th, 2011 at 10:38 pm
Kim – Hey, that was supposed to be confidential!!!
Mrs. Crankipants – The woman is completely deranged. A fact that won’t be lost on her daughter.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:03 am
I would still like to hold and squeeze them for a hour or two.
February 19th, 2011 at 11:31 am
I knew a guy once who said the same thing. He later came out as a homo.
Just sayin’.
February 19th, 2011 at 4:55 pm
I’m a girl, so when I see these monstrosities all I see are big bags of saline. Do guys really see these as tits?
February 19th, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Rick – Or fall asleep on them.
Ed – Ouch!
Mrs. Crankipants – Yep, we see ‘em!
February 19th, 2011 at 6:28 pm
One of those boobs probably weighs as much as my entire body. She could be the serial crusher from Boondock Saints.
Didn’t I read a story you linked once about a woman who injured a guy with her huge boobies? Seems like something you’d link, but it may have been someplace else.
February 19th, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Sally Anne – You know me too well. And the serial crusher reference was fantastic!