Archive for December, 2010
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Friday, December 31st, 2010Happy Luke Year Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 3rd. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Rodney Dill V The K Wizbang Top Five Entries: 5. “Luke, I am your father. Remind [...]
Snooki’s Ball To Drop Tonight
Friday, December 31st, 2010“Jersey Shore” whore Nicole Polizzi is going to be placed into a ball that will drop at midnight. Seriously. Hmm, I wonder how many tubs of butter will be applied to her thighs first? The network wanted the crab-infested manatee to drop in Times Square, but the NYPD refused, stating the city’s skyscrapers were not [...]
Top Gear Angers The “Religion Of Peace”
Friday, December 31st, 2010Wow, they must have done something truly heinous like burning a Koran, slaughtering Muslims, or desecrating a mosque, right? No, not really: Jeremy Clarkson and his Top Gear co-stars have sparked religious outrage after dressing up in burkas on the Boxing Day special. Clarkson and Richard Hammond decided to dress in niqabs, a form of [...]
FDNY Screws Local Charities
Thursday, December 30th, 2010Once in a while, I like to throw the ladies a bone – pun intended – when it comes to photos. In this case, I didn’t want to. Some New York firefighters pose for a beefcake calendar every year to raise money for charity. Unfortunately, this year’s proceeds aren’t going there. They’re going to pay [...]
Mayor Cory Booker: The Anti-Bloomberg
Thursday, December 30th, 2010While most of the country is focused upon the ineptitude that is New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, a little-known mayor from New Jersey is single-handedly addressing the snow removal problem with a Twitter account and a shovel. If you’re a mayor of a northeastern U.S. city, you probably despise Cory Booker right now, because [...]
Nicole Kidman Finds Her Chest
Thursday, December 30th, 2010I’ve always liked Nicole Kidman. She’s a decent actress, but more importantly, she’s hot ginger that has a terrific body. Yeah, she was never visited by the boob fairy, but that never stopped me from enjoying her more tangible assets. And yes, I forgave the Tom Cruise thing because, well, it was a nice sham [...]
R. Lee Ermey: A Man Of Few Words
Thursday, December 30th, 2010Rob in Katy sent me this video. He saw it at This Ain’t Hell, and I had to post it: R. Lee Ermey is trying to say something here. I can’t quite figure it out because he can’t be direct for some reason; Wow, at least he doesn’t sugarcoat things. Semper Fi, Gunny!
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, December 29th, 2010December 29, 1940 – Germans Bombard London On this day, German aircraft blanket incendiary bombs over London, setting both banks of the Thames ablaze and killing almost 3,600 British civilians. December 29 saw the widespread destruction not just of civilians, but of great portions of London’s cultural relics. Historic buildings were severely damaged or destroyed [...]
German Police Get Some Payback
Wednesday, December 29th, 2010So, after posting about some idiot politician who can’t plow the streets of New York, I figured I would post about people in a town that knows how to get things done when confronted by snow. Police officers in Berlin took a unique approach to the “snowball initiative” used by German utes. Two Berlin police [...]
Bloomberg Drops The Snowball During Blizzard
Wednesday, December 29th, 2010I guess Mikey was too busy helping the developers of the Ground Zero Mosque to worry about snow. Normally this would destroy a politician, but this is New York. Facing criticism for the slow pace of blizzard cleanup, a defensive Mayor Bloomberg asked New Yorkers to be patient and warned that plows still might not [...]
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