By Wyatt Earp | November 17, 2010
Ya know, I have been a police officer/detective for sixteen years, and made more than a handful of weapons offenses. I have also seen a lot of odd and disturbing things.
That being said, I have never come across the perfect storm of oddity and nudity that these Illinois officers experienced.
Vicki K. Myers, 44, originally from Texas but living at the hotel on the 1600 block of Diehl Road, initially told police she was changing in the van when officers spotted her naked from the waist up at 9:45 p.m. Friday night, Sgt. Gregg Bell of the Naperville Police Department said.
However, the woman admitted to police she had gone to the van to touch herself, leaving her three children in the hotel room, Bell said. He also said police discovered “adult items” in the van. Myers also told police she had a loaded semiautomatic pistol under the seat, Bell said. (H/T – Ferrell Gummitt)
In her defense, she was just practicing sight alignment and breathing control.