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Bad PA Teacher Has Worse Haircut

By Wyatt Earp | November 20, 2010

So get this: A scumbag teacher – with a terrible hairdo – was caught “sexting” a former male student and inquiring about his summer reading assignments. And by assignments, I mean creepy personal habits.

This man makes Roman Polanski look like a piker, and the worst part is that he teaches (or taught) at a school a few miles from my house. Oh, and not only did they not root out this pedophile tool, they promoted him to assistant principal!

Read the details and try not to throw up in your mouth:

The three R’s of education were probably too old school for educator Charles Hurst. The 37-year-old Lansdale man, with a haircut like Justin Bieber, texted some new priorities to a former 14-year-old male student over the summer: “remember ur week is run, [masturbate] and read in that order! Love you – goodnight!”

Hurst, who met the student in January 2009, when he was vice principal at Pennbrook Middle School in North Wales, told him that “masturbation is good and healthy and that it would help him grow and make him smarter and happy,” according to a Montgomery County affidavit of probable cause.

He also enticed the teen with extra money to masturbate and wanted to teach the teen’s younger brother how to do it.

Dude. With that haircut, he’ll be very popular in prison.

Topics: WTF? | 17 Comments »

17 Responses to “Bad PA Teacher Has Worse Haircut”

  1. dragonlady474 Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Are you saying they didn’t fire this person?? WTH??

  2. dragonlady474 Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    Okay, never mind, I clicked and read the whole article. This is so scary, and exactly why I never let my kids go to any kind of camps etc., not even church ones. Ditto for anything involving my kids being alone with other adult authority figures. Not to mention I gave my kids the good touch/bad touch speech before they entered school. They knew to come to me if someone was acting weird. Scary stuff.

  3. Wes S. Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    “Dude, with that haircut…”

    …Hurst actually looks sorta like a sixties/seventies-era Roman Polanski, IMHO, rather than Justin Bieber.

    In other words, he looks like Polanski did when he committed the act of “rape-rape” (say rather, “making Whoopi?”) with a minor.

    And, ew.

  4. Old NFO Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    He’ll be on the RECEIVING end from Bubba, then we’ll see how it likes it…

  5. Rick Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    He will be punked in prison real fast.

  6. Code Monkey Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    That’s can’t be his real hair. He got it a Bieber-Rugs-R-Us.

  7. Skip Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    He’ll prolly like Bubba.

  8. GroovyVic Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 11:30 pm

    Ick. He looks like the sick bastard we just booted out of our district.

  9. RT Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 12:42 am

    And I bust my butt to be as good a teacher as I can be, and scumbags like this are giving people like me a bad name.

  10. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 12:45 am

    Absolute Scumbag. Justin Bieber’s sentence should be 30 days in front of the firing squad.

  11. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 12:47 am

    I would watch out that the ACLU doesn’t take the case. Bail his sorry ass out and then the Obama Administration makes him a Czar in charge of Teaching Little Boys to Masturbate.

  12. Bob G. Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 7:47 am

    My God…just when you thought our society finally got rid of “helmet hair”…there ‘ya go!
    (what a dirtbag)

  13. Kim Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 9:29 am

    I thought teaching sex education was the in thing these days????

    Him being made VP brings to mind what a friend of mine went through.

    Her step father was molesting her (she was jr. high at the time) and she reported it to the then principle. He told her “Don’t make waves. Some kids have it worse than you.”

    That principle is the current (has been for years and will continue to be for years to come) superintendent of the school system. The guy is all but worshipped even though he has also been shot. “But he will continue to serve for the sake of the children and will not allow a single individual to deter him from his job, nay, duty to see our children educated.” As long as pesky home abuse issues don’t get in his way.

  14. Crankipants Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    The problem with this guy is that the hand lotion he recommended makes it impossible to text him back!

  15. piperfromtn Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    RT, I’m a teacher too and it makes me madder than hell this kind are in the profession.
    May he become the recipient of a Dahmer mophandle.

  16. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    November 22nd, 2010 at 9:45 am

    Kristy McNichol looks fantastic…Oh never mind….

  17. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    November 22nd, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    Mrs. C: All due respect. But I saw a picture of Ms. McNichol a couple of months ago. We aren’t talking Lindsay Lohan in a drug crazed drunken stupor with nose cartilage hanging out but we aren’t exactly talking Christina Hendricks either.

    BTW. Rumor has it she now plays for the Other Team.