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Lindsay Lohan: Cuckoo For Cocaine Puffs

By Wyatt Earp | September 19, 2010

The broad is .

Lindsay Lohan has failed a court-ordered drug and alcohol screening test and could face a probation violation that might throw her back in jail.

A person familiar with the case, who declined to be identified because of the sensitivity of the matter, confirmed the positive test results Friday. The person declined to specify what substance triggered the positive result, which the source said occurred within the last month. A judge had threatened Lohan with 30 days in jail for each probation violation. A hearing would be conducted before Lohan could be returned to jail.

Let’s hope the judge has the walnuts to send her back. Lord knows she needs it. She also probably needs a blanket party, but that’s up to her cellmates.

Topics: Babes | 16 Comments »

16 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan: Cuckoo For Cocaine Puffs”

  1. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 8:22 am

    It really bugs me that whenever you post anything about this girl, you manage to dig up ancient photos when she still looked halfway decent. Why can’t you post something more current? How hard can it be to find pictures of a gaunt, bleary eyed, Lindsay with the cartilage falling out of her nostril and ratty looking hair extensions?

  2. RT Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 8:39 am

    Guess the fine folks at UCLA were wrong about her. She is a good actress after all. Dimwits. That girl needs long-term in-house care.

  3. John D Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 8:46 am

    She also probably needs a blanket party, but that’s up to her cellmates.

    For some reason that statement makes me think of those “women in prison” movies from the 70s and 80s. Not that I’ve ever seen any of them…

  4. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 8:53 am

    John D…The ones with Adrianne Barbeau? Nah never saw them.

  5. mike Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Blanket party: a few inmates will quietly toss a blanket over someone while they are sleeping, while they pull all their weight on the corners of blankets, pinning the person inside, immobile and helpless, while everybody else beats the crap out the victim!! very fun for all involved, unless you are the special guest of the party… lol
    btw… I love the trashed out, junked up, whored out, blearyeyed cokehead stumbling falldown, cartilidge losing version better!! I wish more women would follow her path. We need more trashed out junked up cokewhores in this world

  6. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 10:57 am

    What a waste of a life…….

  7. Rick Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 11:08 am

    Sadly she will only get smacked on the hand

  8. Watuschskie Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    At one time, Lindsay was definitely a super hot girl and I would have fought a tiger to get in her pants. Today, she looks like a burned out and ratty back-street hooker and she’ll probly OD before she’s 30. To quote and paraphrase Mrs. Crankipants from months ago, “any guy thinking of sticking it to this bimbo today better be equipped with some industrial strength pubicide!”.

  9. JeffT Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    Hey I’m back, I’ve been studying a broad.

  10. Crusty Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Spin will be “Used cold medicine laced with codeine”. Maybe this crack wants back in a women’s prison.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – You mean a photo like this? I post good ones for two reasons. First, hot pics of babes guarantee hits, and I am a hit whore. Second, I don’t want to sully my own blog with skanky photos of skanks. (No offense, Sully.) I like to live outside of reality, thank you very much.

    RT – The girl needs to be publicly shunned . . . and possibly flogged.

    John D – Two words: Linda. Blair.

    Jin – I loved her! She was great in Escape from New York.

    Mike – Go to Hollywood. The town is chock full of them.

    LDIV – And our time.

    Rick – No doubt about that. What she really needs is a full year in prison.

    Watuschskie – She was hot back in the day. Now I wouldn’t frak her with Michelle Obama’s penis.

    JeffT – Do you have photos?

    Crusty – She made lifelong friends there apparently.

  12. ed Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    My fiancee reads a lot of gossip, so I hear more about this than it healthy. So it goes.

    Anyway, from what I remember, that last big rehab she went through was to get her off the junk.

    The only problem as I see it was that when she got out, it was leaked that the doctors were surprised that she displayed no withdrawel symptoms.

    Meaning she wasn’t physically addicted to anything.

    Meaning that she freely chose to blow off all her terms of probation and to get high whenever she felt like it, court orders be damned.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    Ed – Eventually, she is going to come across a judge that hates her as much as the rest of us and she’s gonna get slammed with some real time. Can’t wait for that.

  14. michael scott Says:
    September 19th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    and I am a hit whore.

    That’s what Lindsay said!

  15. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    September 20th, 2010 at 9:48 am

    My question is should this post had been tagged as “Babes”. Maybe the tag should have been “Skank Actresses” or something like that.

    Just sayin’.

    She is just probably misunderstood. This is really some sort of extreme art performance thing.

  16. bob (either orr) Says:
    September 21st, 2010 at 10:27 am

    I just read somewhere… don’t remember where or I’d offer the link… that LiLo is on her way to becoming Janis Joplin. And, as we all know, Janis Joplin is deceased.