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Funny T-Shirt Offends The Illegals

By Wyatt Earp | September 16, 2010

And of course, we should feel sorry for the criminals because their delicate sensibilities have been harmed. Never mind the feelings of the Arizonans who have to deal with these toads. Never mind the fact that the t-shirt is basically true. Never mind the fact that criminals shouldn’t have an opinion – at least not one any citizen cares about.

The t-shirt reads: “Illegal Immigrants are like sperm. Millions come in, but only one little bastard actually works.”

The store behind the shirt is Spencers. They say the merchandise is meant to be funny and topical. Arizona’s controversial law brought illegal immigration in the national spotlight. The shirt is building off that attention, but those offended by it say it crossed the line.

“They compare human beings with something that is disgusting,” said Rosa Dawson, who is offended by the shirt.

Technically Rosa, a sperm is a future human being. Idiot.

Mexican-American Fernando Rangel is outraged by their message and so are people from other ethnic backgrounds.

Rangel says “There’s millions of immigrants searching for a better’s just a slap in the face to us like we just come here to ruin the country and it’s not that.”

Those of you who come here legally do not ruin the country. The rest of you who slip through the borders (and breaking our laws) are ruining the country. Comprende, jefe?

I was going to urge you all to give Spencers your business until I read this part of the article:

Spencers ordered the shirts removed in August, but not all got packed away.

Does anyone know how to say “pussies” in Spanish? (H/TCode Monkey)

Topics: Evil = Funny, Illegal Immigration | 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “Funny T-Shirt Offends The Illegals”

  1. Randal Graves Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 7:59 am

    “Spencers ordered the shirts removed in August, but not all got packed away.”

    I think that’s code for “We’ll say we got rid of them to appease the filthy illegals, but keep them on the shelves.”

  2. Dannytheman Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 8:10 am

    I’d say Rasa ever had a good facial?!!?!?

    What part of “Freedom of Speech do people not get?

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 8:15 am

    It should be required in schools that the sons and daughters of liberals should be taught early the true definition of the word…illegal. They just don’t seem to get it, with their sense of entitlement of every idea ‘they’ have.

    I agree 100% with Micheal Savage’s statement…”Liberalism is a mental disorder.” Maybe some day the doctors will find that portion of the brain that just is not wired right in a liberal, they will find a way to fix it, and then they will begin to say and believe things like:

    You mean if I spend more than I can ever make I’ll go bankrupt. Eureka!! I understand now.
    (To be fair some Repubs are wired wrong there too)

    Wow! Its okay to defend ourselves?

    Illegal means against the law and we shouldn’t do it or support others who do? Wow! I see now..Halleluyah!!

    You mean the Federal Gov’t isn’t the new god we all should worship and obey?

    Obama is a pr*ck? Yes I see now.

    Mainline Democrats, Republicans and Independents are people too? Who would have thought!

  4. RedeemedBoyd Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 8:16 am

    Businesses need to take a stand and…well….stand behind their products. If it’s not physically causing someone irreparable harm, why chicken out of selling it? That’s cost the business doesn’t need to spend to pull it, cost in development and manufacturing that is now wasted, and the list goes on as to why it’s bad for them to pull harmless products.
    That product is CERTAINLY far more harmless than those trespassers of the illegal variety we have coming across our borders.
    Additionally, that shirt is hilarious, and I want to blanket the border with them.

  5. Robert B. Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 8:21 am

    Wyatt – “gatitos ” is the word.

    This country will be done in by pussies.

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 8:23 am


  7. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 8:50 am

    We should have seen it coming when they kicked the Frito Bandito off the air.

  8. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 9:00 am

    Or the dog: Yo gatitos Taco Bell!

  9. bob (either orr) Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 10:16 am

    Sorry, Spencer’s. No business for you.

  10. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Spencer’s is in the business of funny T-Shirts that are generally politically incorrect. They still sell the “Wife Beater” T-Shirt.

    Try this Spanish Word: “Cagadas.”

  11. Ingineer66 Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 11:48 am

    Funny how those offended say the shirt “crossed the line”, but they do not care about the illegals crossing the border line.

  12. BadIdeaGuy Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Thanks for the laugh on this one.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    Randal – That is entirely possible. If so, good for them!

    Danny – That only applies if the MSM thinks the speech isn’t racissssst!

    Jon – These people’s first action on coming here is breaking the law!

    Boyd – We should tack them up to the border fence . . . You know, if it ever gets built.

    Robert B. – My man! I knew you would come through!

    Mrs. Crankipants – I like Frito’s corn chips. Does that make me a racist?

    Jon – Heh.

    Bob – Especially if they are spineless bastards.

    Ferrell – Learn something new every day.

    Ingineer66 – Yeah, no double-standard there.

    BIG – Welcome.

  14. Fenway_Nation Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Does anyone know how to say “pussies” in Spanish?

    Not quite….I think puta = whore and joto = homosexual

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    September 19th, 2010 at 10:49 am

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