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Martha’s Vineyard’s Beaches Are Crappy

By Wyatt Earp | August 21, 2010

No, literally.

Hey, it serves them right. If those filthy rich pretentious douchebags wanted to provide their guests nice, wholesome (and clean) beach fare, they would have sent them to Sea Isle city, New Jersey. Instead, they are swimming with dung.

Rumor has it that all the cool kids go there.

WEST TISBURY – Welcome to Martha’s Vineyard, Mr. President – but don’t go in the water! President Obama, who took a plunge in the Gulf last week to show Americans it was safe to swim the oil spill-plagued area, arrived on this supposedly pristine island yesterday in the midst of a rash of bacteria-induced beach closings.

Portions of Tisbury Great Pond, the salt-water lagoon fronting the first family’s vacation estate Blue Heron Farm, were closed earlier this week due to high levels of enterococci, an indicator that the water is contaminated with fecal coliform bacteria.

High levels of enterococci can cause skin irritation, vomiting or diarrhea in swimmers.

Well, Obama has always been full of sh*t, so I can’t imagine this would be much of a change for him.

Exit poll question: Did I miss something, or is this a-hole on vacation again???

Topics: Evil = Funny | 14 Comments »

14 Responses to “Martha’s Vineyard’s Beaches Are Crappy”

  1. RT Says:
    August 21st, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    I don’t know how many days he’s taken, but he’s taken a lot of different trips. I think Bush had over 800 days taken for “vacation” (they never really are on vacation), but he pretty much stayed at his ranch and took a lot of the staff with him.

    Not so sure it is the same with Obama.

  2. C/A Says:
    August 21st, 2010 at 2:38 pm


  3. piperfromtn Says:
    August 21st, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    While tasteless, perhaps I’ll go ahead: were Ted Kennedy’s cremains scattered at sea?

  4. bob (either orr) Says:
    August 21st, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    Just keep him as far away from Cape May County, N.J., as possible.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 21st, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    RT – This is apparently his 6th. That’s a lot of frakkin’ vacation.

    Captain – No, despiser. I despise the man.

    Piper – No, then it would be closed for alcohol poisoning.

    Bob – Agreed.

  6. Watuschskie Says:
    August 21st, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    The Imam Obama would fit right in with all that shitty water!

  7. Raptor Says:
    August 21st, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    No Wyatt, you didn’t miss anything, The nOne is still on vacation?

    Maybe I missed something, but has the actually lived in the White House for more than a week at a time since taking office? ‘Cause he seems to be on the road an awful lot…

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 21st, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    Watuschskie – I have been in a void for a week. No internet, no newspaper, no TV news. It was bliss.

    Raptor – He’s a celebrity. He doesn’t have time to run the country.

  9. Glenn Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Retired Says:
    August 21st, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    Vacation number five. Since 01 July. Wow! Must be a nice gig! And he has the ultimate corporate jet to get places. But they had to use a smaller airplane to land at Martha’s Vineyard. A VC-25A is just too big.
    And he now knows how the little people feel. Or is that the proletariat? Does the left still use that term?

  10. Ingineer66 Says:
    August 21st, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Yes he is on another vacation. But Barack should fit right in because he causes skin irritation, vomiting or diarrhea in many Americans.

  11. Fenway_Nation Says:
    August 22nd, 2010 at 1:23 am

    It was porbably residual chunks of shit from the last time that bullshit-slinger was up there.

  12. Eric Says:
    August 22nd, 2010 at 4:39 am

    I may be missing something here but isn’t the fact that he is an extremist left wing union sucker kind of indicative of him spending his entire political life swimming in SHIT?

    Hey RT, how come you aren’t stopping by?

  13. Crankipants Says:
    August 22nd, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    Murray Hamilton only had to deal with a great white shark. How do you deal with a surf full of ploppies?

  14. Rick Says:
    August 22nd, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    That is what happens when you let DemocRats swim there.