By Wyatt Earp | August 21, 2010
Hey, it serves them right. If those filthy rich pretentious douchebags wanted to provide their guests nice, wholesome (and clean) beach fare, they would have sent them to Sea Isle city, New Jersey. Instead, they are swimming with dung.
Rumor has it that all the cool kids go there.
WEST TISBURY – Welcome to Martha’s Vineyard, Mr. President – but don’t go in the water! President Obama, who took a plunge in the Gulf last week to show Americans it was safe to swim the oil spill-plagued area, arrived on this supposedly pristine island yesterday in the midst of a rash of bacteria-induced beach closings.
Portions of Tisbury Great Pond, the salt-water lagoon fronting the first family’s vacation estate Blue Heron Farm, were closed earlier this week due to high levels of enterococci, an indicator that the water is contaminated with fecal coliform bacteria.
High levels of enterococci can cause skin irritation, vomiting or diarrhea in swimmers.
Well, Obama has always been full of sh*t, so I can’t imagine this would be much of a change for him.
Exit poll question: Did I miss something, or is this a-hole on vacation again???