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Taking The Bulls**t By The Horns

By Wyatt Earp | July 17, 2010

Willceau sent me this, probably because she wanted me to lose my lunch. Mission accomplished!

I’ll let you read the story, but while you’re reading, ponder this question. Do you think Jesse’s parents are proud of him? Do you think they brag about him to the neighbors? Or do you think Jesse has them in a freezer in his basement?

Meet Jesse Thornhill. The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where the [above] booking photo was snapped.

Yes, Thornhill has horns. The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the “personal oddities” section of a Tulsa Police Department report: “Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head.” According to cops, the landlord was in the street when Thornhill “attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed” due to her “jumping out of the vehicle’s path.”

Maybe we can get a love connection between Jesse and this gal . . .

Topics: WTF? | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “Taking The Bulls**t By The Horns”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Its the Geico lizards evil brother. If I were the arresting officer I couldn’t have helped but when we led him away have said…”Come on you little devil you”.

  2. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Isn’t it great how they mark themselves so the Police can ID their remains.

  3. He said His Telephone Number Was 911 Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    “…and watch your horns getting in the back seat.”

  4. Ingineer66 Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    That deserves a giant WTF? Holy cow.

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Twenty bucks says he’s rockin’ a Prince Albert.

  6. JCM Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 7:06 pm


    Do book perps with “dangerous” objects?

    I think the horn implants should be checked into evidence.

  7. RT Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    I bet his cologne smells like sulfur.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    Jon – I’d at lest offer him some moisturizer for the scaling.

    LDIV – Or pick them out of a lineup?

    911 – They make him taller.

    Ingineer66 – Yeah, dumbassery at work.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that.

    JCM – How much fun would it be to break them off?

    RT – And he has a lot of issues. That’s not gonna look so cool when he’s 65.

  9. BobG Says:
    July 18th, 2010 at 11:54 am

    Can you imagine someone like that coming around to date your daughter?

  10. Raptor Says:
    July 18th, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    @ BobG,

    If anyone looking like that comes to my front door to date my daughter, he’ll be escorted off the property whist staring down the business end of a 12-gauge.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 18th, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    BobG – I’d run for the shotgun.

    Raptor – My thoughts exactly.

  12. lowandslow Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    I’m sure he’s going to be just fine in an Oklahoma prison.