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Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite

By Wyatt Earp | July 17, 2010

By all means, ladies; let me bite instead!

Victoria’s Secret had to close for a few hours this week after a bed bug sighting in the store on Lexington Avenue at 58th Street.

The lingerie retailer released a statement on Friday saying: “As a proactive measure, we tested our Manhattan stores. When we found small, isolated areas that may have been impacted, we immediately took action to resolve the situation.”

“They’re hard to kill,” said Lou Sorkin, a leading bug expert at the American Museum of Natural History.

Yeah? So is Steven Seagal . . .

What? It’s an American classic!

Topics: Snarkasm | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite”

  1. Ingineer66 Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 10:21 am

    The bed bugs are just another impact of unchecked illegal immigration coming through our porous borders. Just like tuberculosis and Whooping Cough, two diseases that were pretty much wiped out in the US are now at epidemic proportions in California and other places. We are becoming a third world country thanks to the Democrat politicians in our nation. We need to close the border and get back to providing the basic services that government should be providing and not all this other feel good do nothing foo-foo crap.

  2. Old NFO Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 11:52 am

    LOL- Wyatt you’d keel over dead about the 2nd girl… :-)

  3. Raptor Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    Who’s Seven Segal?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    Ingineer66 – We should check the bed bugs’ papers.

    Old NFO – I would put every effort into the 2nd girl – it’s Tyra Banks. I love her.

    Raptor – DAMMIT! My bad, I’ve been sick all week. Must have missed the typo.

  5. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    The seven deadly acting mistakes?

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 17th, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    Jon – At least seven.

  7. Since it is Rule 5 Sunday | The Daley Gator Says:
    July 18th, 2010 at 4:03 pm

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