By Wyatt Earp | July 5, 2010
Gentlemen, the apocalypse is upon us.
When I evaluate an NFL cheerleading team, my inevitable first question is, do they use enough recycled material in their uniforms? What better cheer squad to go green than that of the Philadelphia Eagles, who have done so in a big way. They unveiled their new calendar on Wednesday, and let me just begin by noting that many of their bikinis are made from recycled soda bottles. I’m sure that the typical Eagles fan will appreciate that.
Actually it may delight Eagles fans to know that the stadium debris they’re hurling at cowering Giants’ fans in the fall may become calendar bikinis worn by their cheerleaders by December.
Cheerleaders going environmental whacko? Just another reason to hate the Eagles.