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Eagles Cheerleaders’ Eco-Friendly Calendar

By Wyatt Earp | July 5, 2010

Gentlemen, the apocalypse is upon us.

When I evaluate an NFL cheerleading team, my inevitable first question is, do they use enough recycled material in their uniforms? What better cheer squad to go green than that of the Philadelphia Eagles, who have done so in a big way. They unveiled their new calendar on Wednesday, and let me just begin by noting that many of their bikinis are made from recycled soda bottles. I’m sure that the typical Eagles fan will appreciate that.

Actually it may delight Eagles fans to know that the stadium debris they’re hurling at cowering Giants’ fans in the fall may become calendar bikinis worn by their cheerleaders by December.

Cheerleaders going environmental whacko? Just another reason to hate the Eagles.

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10 Responses to “Eagles Cheerleaders’ Eco-Friendly Calendar”

  1. Ingineer66 Says:
    July 5th, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    Maybe I am just old fashioned but I would not want my wife wearing anything recycled in her swimming suit or underwear for that matter. I am just saying.

  2. Fenway_Nation Says:
    July 5th, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    If the cheerleaers dress up in those santa/naught elf costumes, does that mean the Eggles fans will boo them, too?

  3. proof Says:
    July 5th, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    I have no problem recycling them! Most of them would look very good on my floor!

  4. BillN Says:
    July 5th, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Bad thinking Wyatt. Those recycled uniforms are more likely to melt in the rain.
    I may start watching the Beagles again.

  5. Rob in Katy Says:
    July 5th, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    Why, why couldn’t they have been the clear bottles?

  6. Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. Says:
    July 5th, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    Come November and December, those plastic bikinis are going to start breaking due to the cold!

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 5th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    Ingineer66 – because you’ll always be thinking the recycled item was something really disgusting.

    Fenway – It’s entirely possible.

    Proof – Well played, sir.

    Bill N – Wow, I never thought of that. +1 to you, sir.

    Rob – Or even amber-colored.

    Glenn – And in the summer, they may shrink from the heat.

  8. Crazy Politico Says:
    July 5th, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    Hey, could be worse. I saw paper at an animal park this weekend made from recycled elephant poo.

    Think about that for calendar paper!

  9. ajdshootist Says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 4:28 am

    If they wanted to be that eco-friendly they should not have worn anything!

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    CP – Finally! A gift fitting for Obama’s first anniversary in office!

    Ajdshootist – See? That’s thinking outside the box!