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Darth Vader: Bank Robber

By Wyatt Earp | July 24, 2010

What, did you really think that he can build a Death Star by relying solely upon taxes? Jedi, please!

Long Island may be far from the Death Star, but that didn’t stop Darth Vader from paying a less-than-friendly visit to a bank in East Setauket, New York. Or at least he looked like Darth Vader, except for the camouflage pants.

The costumed man, with a mask and cape, entered a Chase bank Thursday morning and demanded cash. Although he didn’t have a lightsaber, his gun was more than enough to persuade the teller to hand over the money. (H/TSmite)

Witnesses said that before fleeing the scene, Vader told an overweight female teller, “I find your lack of bra disturbing.”

Topics: Evil = Funny | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Darth Vader: Bank Robber”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 8:56 am

    Obviously Darth has been living on the Debt Star lately.

  2. Robert B. Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 10:48 am

    Obi “Won” taught him well. And he didn’t need congress to pass a law to rob that bank.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Jon – Okay, that’s friggin’ hilarious!

    Robert B. – “Luke, I am your robber.”

  4. Wes S. Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    That graphic of the unemployed stormtrooper Ed and Allahpundit keep posting over at Hot Air – “Unemployment: Sucks when your job gets blow’d up” – comes to mind.

    First Darth is hawking Tom-Toms, and now he’s reduced to bank robbery. Can’t even buy a matching pair of pants.

    What next, panhandling?

  5. Trisho Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    That is just hilarious!

    How could the people that were there keep from laughing?

  6. proof Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Welcome to the Dork Side!

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    July 24th, 2010 at 9:07 pm

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  8. Crusty Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    Officer, “I am certain he sounded like one of those out of work Jersey shore turds”

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    Wes S. – Now that the Empire is no more, it’s quite possible.

    Trish – Sad that that was the best idea of a disguise this moron could come up with.

    Proof – Heh. Nice one.

    Crusty – Nah, The Situation has much better abs than this guy.

  10. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    July 26th, 2010 at 7:31 pm