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Pr0n Magazine For The Blind Released

By Wyatt Earp | April 13, 2010

Embattled New York Governor David Paterson has already snared a subscription. He plans to run his fingers through a copy.

A pornographic magazine for the blind has been launched – complete with explicit text and raised pictures of naked men and women.

The book, the brainchild of Lisa Murphy and called Tactile Minds, is designed to be ‘enjoyed’ by the blind and visually impaired – and is on sale for £150. Among the 17 raised images include a naked woman in a ‘disco pose’, a woman with ‘perfect breasts’ and a ‘male love robot’.

Canadian Lisa says that she made the book to fill a gap in the market, adding: “There are no books of tactile pictures of nudes for adults.

Scoff if you want, but I think this is a truly “visionary” idea. (Oh yeah, I’m going to Hell.)

I do have one question: Wouldn’t Vaseline seep through the Braille paper and damage the pictures?

Topics: Snarkasm | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “Pr0n Magazine For The Blind Released”

  1. Wes S. Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    So even if you play with yourself while reading porn so much you go blind, you can still keep on doing it…?

    …This “Tactile Minds” thing sure lends a whole new meaning to the term pop-up.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    Wes S. – Funniest comment of the day!

  3. John D Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    What’s next, phone sex for the deaf?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    John D – Bawahahahahahaha! You owe me a new keyboard!

  5. Old NFO Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    Dang it, Wes beat me to it…

  6. Sully Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    If they advertise in braille on womens t-shirts, I’m in. It just feels right to me…

  7. PhillipC Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    Y’know, Mel Brooks already had this idea in “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”. I thought it was a good idea then, was it just the technology took that long to catch up?

  8. Ingineer66 Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    I am so glad I stopped by to read this blog today. The comments made my day.

  9. tjbbpgobIII Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 2:36 am

    Don’t they need two hands to read with? What will they use to wack off with? will there be books for both lefties and righties? Hands that is.

  10. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 6:45 am

    Is there a scratch and sniff feature?

  11. tjbbpgobIII Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 6:49 am

    Mrs. Crankipants, that is funny right there.

  12. metoo Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 9:15 am

    It does take both hands to read braille. Looks like a second party will be involved in this venture. Handy!!!!

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    Old NFO – Wes is on fire.

    Sully – Especially when it’s cold outside.

    PhillipC – My God, I completely forgot about that scene! “”Did you say Abe Lincoln?” “No, I said Hey, Blinkin’!”

    Ingineer66 – I am rarely funny, but the comments almost always are.

    tjbbpgobIII – Hopefully, they can multi-task.

    Mrs. Crankipants – “Now available in tuna flavor!” (Oh yeah, I’m going to Hell.)

    MeToo – If the second party is a woman, why would you need the book?