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Tales Of The Inconceivable

By Wyatt Earp | March 25, 2010

Apparently, untalented reality show toad Kim Kardashian and NFL star Reggie Bush have broken up. My Lord, where will a young, successful football star find another gal? /snark.

It’s official – Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are kaput, friends confirm to Pop Tarts. According to a pal close to Kardashian, the reality starlet has parted ways with NFL star Bush after three years together because the two were in different places in their lives.

We’re told 29-year-old Kardashian felt that Bush (who just turned 25) was “too young” for her as she is looking to join her sisters Kourtney and Khloe in the world of marriage and motherhood whereas he just isn’t ready.

Wait a minute. Kim Freakin’ Kardashian is complaining about someone else’s maturity issues? It’s official, kids; the Apocalypse is upon us.

Topics: Babes | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “Tales Of The Inconceivable”

  1. Bloviating Zeppelin Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 7:58 am

    We knew that anyway when “Defying Gravity”, a show with GREAT potential, was canceled. Assholes.


  2. Dannytheman Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 10:16 am

    She’s gonna have a hard time finding someone that can “do the nasty” like a fine tuned athlete. At least that is how it is on “Sparticus” on Starz.

    I’m betting she will meet a 6 foot 9 inch basketball star soon.

  3. John D Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 11:24 am

    Typical celebrity; always blaming Bush.

  4. Crazy Politico Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    She should be able to hook up with an over the hill, coked out singer or something if she just wants to turn into a baby factory.

    Actually, I hear the Tiger is back on the prowl, too.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    BZ – Look at the bright side, you can turn in to Chris Matthews’ show every night!

    Danny – Would that be his height or . . . never mind.

    John D – Thread winner!

    CP – Tiger might as well get back on the horse, so to speak.

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Nnniiiccceeee….table:) lol

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    Jon – It’s got wood!

  8. Crusty Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    Run Reggie run for your life. Get away from them. This is the biggest break of your life, greater than Super Bowl rings. Don’t let the Botox family get their hands on your wallet. How long before Mama K starts pimping out her teen age twin daughters?

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    Crusty – Probably in 3 . . . 2 . . .

  10. metoo Says:
    March 26th, 2010 at 10:30 am

    Kardashian…maturity. Yep, it’s an oxymoron.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 26th, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    MeToo – She’s an oxymoron alright.

  12. Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. Says:
    March 27th, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    And this old sea dog is plenty old enough to be their dad. All my kids are older than he is and she and the youngest daughter are the same age. And my youngest and son-in-law have five kids between them.
    Maturity scores by the girl whose most famous asset gets a work out when she sits down? Yeah. Right.

  13. Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. Says:
    March 27th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    Put the wrong blog site in on the previous. Age, OK?!?!?